Chuckling Cicada

Kimmy/21/Gemini Mostly a blog of reblogs with occasional cosplay/wip photos. Follow for SU, anime and other random funnies.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[danceinthedarkbyladygaga]

small brain: brooklyn 99 and law and order: svu are cop propaganda

giant galaxy brain: paw patrol is cop propaganda 

[danceinthedarkbyladygaga]

this isnt a joke either why else would they make a show about puppy cops aimed at 3 year olds

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

[lakesdeadblog-deactivated202009]

my gf can just scoops me up anytime she wants me to stop what i’m doing… tall ppl have an unfair advantage 

[scorpiialpha-deactivated2022100]

The sequel

[gooseworxmusic-deactivated20181]

I could’ve set up the whole thing, but you get the idea.

[farmfreshmemes]

[carolsturkas]

me when i see someone i don’t like in public

[dirudo]

me when i noticed the guy i deepthroated in a public restroom is the new priest at my church

[adonischildsupportcase]

[te-amo-corazon]

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

[notglacier]

you know this fucking tune

[stuffmikeclicked]

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[bidoof]

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ??????

[wilbr]

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

[respectfulmemes]

[iraqimo]

“You are already dead.” 😂😂

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

awwwww cute pets

[franzanth]

10:30 me: let’s do a quick squid sketch 11:30 me: …what just happened

[stolentweets]

[donnasweettttttttt]

the phrasing of “the stranger things kids FORCED netflix to let them swear” is so funny. like finn wolfhard came back fresh off of filming a rated r movie and held a gun to a netflix executive’s head so that he and his friends could say fuck

[hotdogmax]

“I can’t have a fourteen year old say fuck”

“I’ll kill you in real life”

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[zoobus]