Chuffed In Darkness

A creative space for a ENFJ (she/her) night owl who loves cats (big and small), gaming, D&D, reading, writing, hard rock, and doodling. Basically, this is a messy place to drop my thoughts, feelings, and anything else I feel like.  

[relatablepicsoftaliesineveryday]

[bixbiboom]

Erika: “Okay. Okay. Okay. Um. I’m getting—I’m gonna get—I’m gonna commit to these, uh, dishes. I’m getting dishes. It’s my first set of dishes. Um, they’re flat black and cool and each of them is a little bit [voice breaking] chipped and imperfect, just like me, and I’m gonna commit to these and I love them and I’m gonna buy them.”

Taliesin, offscreen: “Repeat after me.”

Erika: “Okay.”

Taliesin: “Flatware’s not a metaphor for my life.”

Erika: “Flatware’s not a metaphor for my life.”

Taliesin: “Very good.”

Erika: “Okay.”

Taliesin: “You’re doing good.”

Erika: “Thanks.”

Taliesin: “I believe in you.”

Erika: “I love you.”

Taliesin: “Love you. Go for it.”

Erika: “Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.”

[chuffedindarkness]

“Flatware’s not a metaphor for my life” best saying ever. 

[jade-joltz13]

I am not sorry

[chuffedindarkness]

Tonight's D&D rule of cool awesomeness... we now have a loincloth of holding because the DM said that a baddie only had a shield... then out of nowhere had a great sword. So now our game has a loincloth of holding to justify the random appearance of a great sword out of nowhere.

[moonlightmolly]

"If I would have anyone take anything from Molly, it's that character and creed are often conflated. Your soul may be saved by a sensualist, materialistic, bitchy con-artist one day, just as easily as you may find injustice and cruelty at the hands of the upright and righteous. Get out there, be uncomfortable and keep your eyes open for empathy and don't be fooled by cheap imitations."

- Taliesin Jaffe

[whitepeopletwitter]

[his-shining-tears]

looks stupit I want ten

[tlitookilakin]

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

[edgar-allan-possum]

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

[lemonsharks]

Hands down the best worldbuilding ever made; all other worldbuilding is cancelled forever

This is the only thing we need

[lemonsharks]

Could you imagine telling your sister, who just wants you to open the tuna, neener neener neener who doesn’t have any thumbs?

Or “DAD. NEEDLE TOES, COME ON!”

You know this happens daily in so many Khajit households

[beans-shadow]

How does a house cat give birth to a more human-like Khajit

[bixbiboom]

Taliesin Jaffe is a true renaissance man.

[chuffedindarkness]

This is the best... glad Matthew Mercer clarified but this whole thread is to die for.

[your-turn-to-role]

best of: taliesin reacting to the chaos he wrought

and bonus: matt watching his own

[chuffedindarkness]

And Matt’s “Conjure a c0ck and go f*ck yourself” 

[awed-frog]

[chuffedindarkness]

My boss isn't very happy with my work flow. She thinks I should be better at multitasking. I should be able to type and pet her at the same time. #bosscat #workfromhome #cats #coronavirus

[bebx]

THIS. THIS IS SO FVCKING IMPORTANT

[chuffedindarkness]

I freaking HATED the ending because of THIS! She was fine, she moved on and had a happy life... he was still healing and needed someone. :/ 

[chuffedindarkness]

Just watched AWNP: Unplugged with Taliesin @executivegoth​. I decided to see if anyone wants to join a Critter Pen Pal Program and send random gifts/letters/items to other critters. Let’s spread the love, connect, and get through COVID together-apart. Anyone up for that go sign up at https://forms.gle/jpMhNMGHoXemMudUA

[chuffedindarkness]

Just got a death threat at work (not me specifically but my entire business) does this mean I have leveled up the the PR world? (FYI not the first... had a bunch in 2016... but just a new level of crazy this round)

[chuffedindarkness]

Ninja Cosplay Grocery Pickup. I’ve been very careful not to share my face on tumblr, this is my safe happy place... but I thought this photo would be neutral enough to share. If I’m going to wear a mask in public then I’m going full tilt cosplay ninja!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[queerfarmgremlin]

when i got my wisdom teeth out they asked me if i could feel it once they put the IV in and i said “ah. i think it is affecting me.” and then woke up an hour later and apparently demanded to have my phone so i could make a video that i have no memory of recording

[chuffedindarkness]

When I had my wisdom teeth out (they were so impacted I had to do it at the ER). I asked how long it would take and they said “You won’t even make it to the table...” I made it to the table and was still awake, I was freaking out. I saw the nurse look at me and go ‘hu” and then they must have cranked it up a bit more because she started counting down.. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... the end. I woke up in the recovery area to some mean nurses yelling at a scared kid who just wanted their parents but they couldn’t be in the recovery area. Then I was out again... and back awake in my room. 

[gammaalanna]

Please enjoy this Taliesin reaction gif, for use in any appropriate situation… 

Also fun to imagine this was in character, as Cad  🍄

[chuffedindarkness]

Life right now.