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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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occasionally subtle
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@chumaniac-blog
“Please don’t leave.”
Sentence Memes
“eh..? i was just..”
she was about to leave for snacks,but hearing the distress in cyan`s voice she sat down once again. petting her head,she spoke with a soft voice.
“i`ll stay for however long you want..”
“Who did this to you?”
Sentence Memes
“ahh...it`s nothing! i just got caught in a crowd when buying a cd and fell down a lot..!”
“What happened last night.”
Sentence Memes
“you ended up staying up all night watching high school musical,don`t you remember? everyone else fell asleep,you just stayed up and watched it all in one go!”
“Did I fall asleep?”
Sentence Memes
“hm? yes,but you worked so hard earlier i didn`t want to wake you up..”
Sentence Memes.
“You belong to me.”
“I found you.”
“I’m in jail.”
“You make me so hot.”
“I have to leave.”
“Please don’t leave.”
“And what about our parents?”
“Who did this to you?”
“You shouldn’t have done that.”
“What happened last night.”
“We never tell anyone about this.”
“So, you want to play games?”
“Does that require pants?”
“Lets just have a lazy day.”
“Then go kill the bitch.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“You broke me.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“You can’t fix this.”
“There’s nowhere we can hide.”
“I’m not listening.”
“Who do you think you are?”
“I don’t need you here.”
“Did I fall asleep?”
“A little evil goes a long, long way.”
“I will not die.”
“I don’t care.”
“I have no regrets.”
“I feel numb.”
“All monsters are human.”
“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“Are you crazy?”
“Do you trust me?”
“How did you escape?”
“Is that blood behind your ear?”
“Take. This. Off. ”
“What’s in it for me?”
“What’s in it for you?”
its ur big 6-9 follower birthday bash cyan have a sexy follow forever big smecy neko girl ur always in my hearrt have a good 69 day
“ it’s my…roku birthday bash…? have a roku day? ”
"We're gonna go to jail!"
“Things Friends/Coworkers/Classmates Have Said” sentence starters
rule number one in jail crow
act humble,dont be an asshole you have to be nice but dont take shit
rule two
if someone wants to be butt buddies beat the hell out of them youre only buttbuddies with cyan
if anyone is giving you problems just trhow a bar of soap at thme
all we have to do is pray your father will come get us
"I was a good child."
“Things Friends/Coworkers/Classmates Have Said” sentence starters
“keep telling yourself that..”
"It was her idea!"
“Things Friends/Coworkers/Classmates Have Said” sentence starters
“cyan,i doubt retoree thought about coloring all the doorknobs blue.”
"Things Friends/Coworkers/Classmates Have Said" sentence starters
"I'm in cappuccino hell!"
"You're an egg."
"It looks like I don't know how to do my makeup."
"We're gonna go to jail!"
"All hail the dead possum."
"Does that count as sexual harrassment?"
"I got my boyfriend by sending him memes."
"Go to the murder room."
"It was her idea!"
"How old are you? I'm not allowed to sell you anything, but I can tell you about them."
"A lady came in saying she hadn't had an orgasm in two years. Three hours later she came back to give me cookies."
"Do you want to trade off with the straight jacket?"
"Does my face look realistic?"
"Tell ______ to come get his/her blood."
"Even the professionals jump."
"How old are you? Lets go to a hooka lounge after this."
"I'm not a drug dealer!"
"It's hard because ______ has so many freaking freckles!"
"I usually use a popsicle."
"My mom keeps telling me I'm gonna go to hell."
"Meme it."
"You wanna fucking go, ______?"
"Fight me, coconut boy!"
"The hole's nice and smooth."
"I was a good child."
"What's a shortstack? Like...a short stack of pancakes...?"
"______, shut up, I can't hear ______!"
"No--you can't cheat on an IQ test, stop it!"
"My IQ is not 1.39, that was a crumb!"
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"Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
50% OFF Starters pt 2
"Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
50% OFF Starters pt 2
“too late. 9-1-1,my son is having a fashion violation.”
"It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
50% OFF Starters pt 2
“crow. shut up and read your damn bible.”
"You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
50% OFF Starters pt 2
“i would be surprised,but really i`m not..”
"calm down chuchu we weren't talking about your internet search history."
50% OFF Starters pt 2
“cyan,no one needs to know about what i google!!!!”
50% OFF Starters pt 2
"If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
"I like watching you from behind."
"Stunning deduction sherlock."
*demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
"USURPER!"
"I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
"Calm down little dude."
"the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
"I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
"You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
"ten bucks says he dies."
"I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
"Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
"I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
"I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
"do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
"Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
"I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
"I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
"This feels a little exploitative."
"I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
"Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
"sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
"Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
"That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
"It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
"hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
"It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
"Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
"boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
"Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
"Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
"calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
"MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
"didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
"this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
"Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
"Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
"if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
"fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
"I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
"Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
"hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
"Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
"nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
"DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
"You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
"Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
"Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
"You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
"You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
"brush your teeth, kid."
"Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
"I'm the best damn shot we've got."
"You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
"that's fair."
"hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
"It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
"now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
"In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
"you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
"all hail decision cube!"
"that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
"I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
"Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
"Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
"And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
"It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
"That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
by now, one might have gotten used to it – the same nightmare, over and over – but rom wasn’t. it was like a fresh wound every time he thought about it. all the memories flooding back were too much for him to take on his own, but those were his mistakes, his burdens to bare. it was only a matter of time before he hurt yet another friend–
rom shot up from the bed, covering his mouth to prevent his scream from waking up the others before putting his head on his knees, quivering, completely unaware of chuchu’s presence despite having fallen asleep with her earlier. the images were still fresh in his mind, and even if he couldn’t decipher the details, it didn’t change the fact that it tightened his chest and brought a lump to his throat.
he didn`t look at her,she moved her hands to his waist slowly. trying to become a comforting source for the panicked man. she wrapped her arms around his waist and whispered his name softly. chuchus head pressed against his back,though uncomfortable position wise,she was comfortable with him.
“are you alright..?”
she mumbled to him. chuchu was aware of his nightmares,not of their content just of their existence. she was scared though,scared that one day these nightmares would scare him so much he`d shut even her out.
