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ithelpstodream

is it really ok to punch a nazi?

(watch the whole thing)

seriesofnonsequiturs

“I would like to defeat Nazis on planet Earth first”

rashemibabe

The white liberal part 😂😂

antique-scarecrow

You do NOT tolerate nazis in the media. You do NOT hear them out.

“Oh but it’s harmless no one really beli-” IT IS NOT HARMLESS, YOU ARE GIVING THEM A FOOTHOLD IN THE MEDIA, AND SO YOU ARE INVITING MORE IN.

amazingspaceship

You can really spot a lot if you look closely at all the fighters…

salamander-hamilton

chumpybump

floppyschoice

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

floppyschoice

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

floppyschoice

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

floppyschoice

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

sandandglass

kappasquirrel

Is this… grand theft alto?

kappasquirrel

How did this get 176 notes?

kappasquirrel

I guess music puns just might be my forte.

liberalsarecool

Asking a 5 year old to forfeit their rights without a lawyer is insane. It’s inhuman. It is the worst possible scenario.

But for Republicans, it is their policy.

duraraross

But imagine how they’d react if we started putting white 4 year olds on trial without a lawyer 👀👀👀

nevaehtyler

Or maybe she alienated herself when she fetishized being a woman + said that gay marriage is wrong. Just a thought 🤔

fifthwave-sideblog

caitlyn: i support trump and don’t understand gay marriage

lgbt people: :/

caitlyn: i cannot believe what ellen degeneres has done to me

darthvatrix

I never stop Reblogging this.

drishananicole

“She can dress her ass off and her walk is mean.”

IG: iammariaborges

lordcosmicnaut-deactivated20181

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

chickflicksnharddick-deactivate

How is it possible to even have that leg:torso ratio lol

habibi243

Walks with such beauty and grace

hi-imkingdavid

She’s a legit 6'5.

Stunning

chumpybump

Man the graphics on the new Bayonetta are awesome

previoustags

how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor

catzgba

patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now

toomuchlamenotenoughbears

get fucking rekt OP

doubletrouble7997

Ok, but to be fair, every time I hear Patrick Warburton, I know who he is, but I’m still like, “oh, it’s the Kronk guy!”

#and that's just VA!#He's had dozens of live action roles too #get a man who can do it all

princesscarriefisherarchive-dea

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

paddys-fuckaround-club

i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene

great-tweets

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

diablotraeluz

stop the "hewwo" meme

its appropriating DD/LG culture and making fun of it, which invalidates our experiences! we didnt choose to have this kink and haha just kidding but could you fucking imagine.

dare-i-say-asexual

god every time this meme comes up it gives me so much fucking whiplash

catgirldick

androginking

When You First Come Out w/ @toomuchducky

oisynbly

Let her have the gayke!

theheartisalonelyhunter

This is so cute and nice

m4d-minute

the gentle “it’s me, I’m gay”

chocolatemilque

HEY !! Here’s a video of me signing “fergalicious” for one of my asl projects !! :)

creekfiend

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

creekfiend

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

chumpybump

This happens all the time in trades, corporations and agencies charge a ridiculous fee and the tradie only sees a small fraction of it. That plumber is making $40 an hour directly from you, but if you paid his boss $150 then he'd probably get less than the $40.

Make tradie friends. Get mates rates. Support local industry and destroy the establishment.