fAKING pRESTIGE

[chronicthoughts]

If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

[sodamnrelatable]

[swimming-northbound-deactivated]

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

[therealbigsketch-deactivated201]

God oh god. I needed that

[kingxcbk]

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

[ladytranquility]

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

[thebarisdead]

actually this is something a lot of dealers do to avoid getting busted on their way to bring it to you.

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED

[angelicaschuyler4president-deac]

YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[chunkyandnightmarish]

me 2 the outside world: yeah i don't really care for personality quizzes

me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

THE TWO TYPES OF EACH SIGN

Aries Type One: Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything

Aries Type Two: Cute little sunshines but can probably kill you w their bare hands

Taurus Type One: Lazy couch potato

Taurus Type Two: Actually Aphrodite the goddess

Gemini Type One: Two-faced serial killers

Gemini Type Two: Mood-swingy sad human bean

Cancer Type One: Really overprotective and cries a lot

Cancer Type Two: Super sassy and has never cried in their life

Leo Type One: Super self absorbed and obnoxious

Leo Type Two: A lil insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny

Virgo Type One: Super Organized and germaphobe

Virgo Type Two: “Bruh have you seen my bed?”

Libra Type One: Social butterfly and hella fashionable

Libra Type Two: Netflix Hoe

Scorpio Type One: Super sexy and evil emotional wRECK

Scorpio Type Two: Funny and sarcastic assholes

Sagittarius Type One: Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom

Sagittarius Type Two: Personification of doge meme

Capricorn Type One: Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat

Capricorn Type Two: Has never done an assignment, ever

Aquarius Type One: God

Aquarius Type Two: Alien

Pisces Type One: Crybaby and sensitive

Pisces Type Two: Stoner and never talks about their feels

[fuegokingg]

Aquarius thoooo

[mushroam]

rip vine

[pokegon]

Best compilation yet

[macleod]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

When your bro who is always high gets possessed, but the demon isn’t powerful enough to phase him.

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“two bagels” OMG LOL 

[agenderss]

[Caption]

Guy: “Hey bro, what d’you want to eat?”

Demon voice: “The souls of the innocent!”

High friend: “A bagel.”

Demon voice: “NO!”

High friend: “…two bagels.”

[thebootydiaries]

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

[cara-d-nopal]

View this post on Instagram

[peachszn]

Fire signs be like …

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[passion]

“pokemon is running out of ideas”

geodude was a rock with arms

[powerburial]

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

[thebootydiaries]

rest in peace rata tootie (2016-2016)

[chunkyandnightmarish]

Me: *stares into the void*

The Void: *stares back*

Me: *winks*

The Void: *blushes*

[sacred-portal]

[depsidase]

[defwang]

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