guys what happened we promised we were the cool ones
…..the cum what now?

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guys what happened we promised we were the cool ones
…..the cum what now?
father cumblast is my problematic fave and i dont know if its bc hes well written or bc of the homoerotic yet religious imagery but.
Join the church of cum :] we welcome all in dedication to our father cumblast
"This means war."
Holy fucking shit, milfbosses stream was IMMACULATE TODAY. I had shivers throughout. cc!Milfboss went for a completely different direction for her character arc today and I'm SO EXCITED. Can't wait to see more!
I was literally waiting for this stream for WEEKS I cant wait for what happens next
I am a cumblast enthusiast of the penismp
cumblast
- comfortable with sfw fanfiction - he/him - not comfortable with nsfw content of any kind - not comfortable with his face being used as a pfp
CUM SQUAD ENTHUSIASTS COME GET YALL JUICE. 4/4 CONTENT HERE WE GO
YOOOOOOOO
also I hope you know for every character who’s name starts w cum (cumblast, cumbounce, cumshit, etc) I do hc them to be siblings. they’re all just part of one big cum family. cumblast and cumshit are twins specifically.
Good post
I'm gonna cry oh my dog. Fuckmaster's last stream was just. Hhhhhhhhhhh the EMOTIONS. Like, he usually doesn't talk but today THEY👏WERE👏ON👏POINT. His rivalry with Cumblast was just. chefs kiss and the ring. THE FIRE RING. OH IT JUST glfkfifjxrkridrid. It just intensified the "You hurt him." Line. THEY'RE SO PROTECTIVE I LOVE THEM.
SOON.
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okay, milf_boss character examination and explanation because this fandom is getting rediculous.
(this is about the character, not the content creator, i do NOT keep track of what the cc does plz don't cancel me, lolz)
okay, first of all, you guys are seriously misinterpreting her arc. they didn't go evil or anything, she was betrayed several times by the people they cared about!! especially penis!! after the chicken scene, she was so obviously heartbroken over her dog's death, but turbo didn't even give them a chance to recover! (disclaimer, i don't think turbo was at fault here, he was under a lot of pressure and was scared) so of course she was shaken, of course she was snappish. they didn't mean to kill shitty's fox, it was an accident!!
at the electric chair scene, she wasn't a "maternal figure" to penis, they were barely friends at that point. she didn't give him the tnt or the lever to activate the chair, he stole them from her chest!!
also, the scene where child pushes her?? she was grieving!! she just found out ey betrayed them (and ey did, don't tell me ey didn't) and then ey canon killed her? fucked up.
on a more personal note, a lot of her lore has been pointing towards them going to kill child in revenge and like?? good for her???
plus the whole admiral anus stream where she burnt down anus' house? like, she deserved that at least, anus is a fucking prick.
tldr; she's not evil, or insane, she's grieving. <3
(also, if i see anyone in the notes shipping turbomilf or milfunavailable, you will be blocked. she is a lesbian <3)
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Ok sure she’s grieving but she’s still sexy as hell and i want to see her allience with Dumbbutts and Cumblast go somewhere. They all deserve to kill c!Penis (I used to be a c!Penis stan but now I’m not he betrayed c!Dumb and that was the last straw)
But yeah op good essay!
oh my god thissssss. her and cumblast's friendship is everything omfg.
TRUE! They’ve just got the best dynamic! I was a Mapduo stan but now Lifeduo and Vandaltrio are my favs! Milfboss, Dumbbutts and Cumblast ftw! With the power of the revival cock nothing will be able to stop them!
oh my god. hot take: dumbbutts actually deserves a villain arc more than literally anyone else omfg.
YESSSSS LET THEM GO APESHIT! Or even better, let them be a double agent working for both sides so they can’t kill c!Penis and c!Cumblast (I still haven’t forgiven c!Cumblast for ruining Dumb’s carrot patch)
wait omg. runaway arc??
A runaway arc would be so cool! We haven’t had a good character-on-the-run moment since the Outlaw PissKink stream back in early s2. I think Dumbutts betrayed their whole team and running away would be great for content
Who’s everyone’s favorite duos/trios from the Penis SMP? Mine’s probably Mapduo (Penis and Dumbbutts), Lifeduo (Milfboss and Cumblast), and Vandaltrio (Milfboss, Cumblast, and Dumbbutts
Honestly Vandaltrio is my bias. Their chemistry was so good
MY STREAMER STREAMED MY STREAMER STREAMED YESSSS!! DUMBBUTTS LORE!!!
YALL THAT SCENE BETWEEN DUMBUTTS AND MILFBOSS WAS SO GOOD! MILFBOSS REALLY SAID GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS! I AM SO REALY FOR THIS ALLIANCE BEYWEEN DUMBUTTS, MILDBOSS, AND CUMBLAST THEY ARE GONAN SHOW PENIS WHO’S BOSS! FINALLY DUMBUTTS CAN GO APESHIT I AM READY!!!!
Cumblast is such an underrated character.... Also here is a quick milfboss xc