ciara

26 here to wax poetic about many things: love, heated rivalry, dan and phil, arcane, twenty one pilots, books, writing, flowers phd candidate and amateur poet but really i’m just a girl

[ci-arak]

he has no business being this funny

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huddy about to eat this up

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you guys i’m scared

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the bow in the back 🥵

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GOD

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my beloved

[chachi-baby]

I like to imagine Rose’s brothers gave her shit for not sticking it out with Shane Hollander long enough for him to meet the family then when they find out it’s because Shane is gay they give her shit for not passing him along to one of them and she’s like??? you’re not gay??? to which they’re like !!!! everyone’s gay for Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov ain’t special

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[sweetshirebones]

Ilya, some indeterminate time in the future, chasing after their toddler whose instinct is to do a runner the moment everyone starts standing too long, thus perfecting the Hollander Goodbye early: wow…genetic

[jaymanclayton]

I would like to take a moment to appreciate that in the book timeline:

Shane is older than Ilya by a month ish (also the case in the show)

Scott is older than Ilya and Shane by 3 years

Troy is younger than Ilya by 4 years, meaning if Scott is ancient by Ilya's standard, Ilya is prehistoric to Troy

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS At the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 15, 2026)

[themoonandmyman]

whatever you do don’t think about Ilya getting so drunk after a win that Shane has to princess carry him out of the car and ilya is just slurring ‘you are my hero shane’ ‘no I mean it you are so strong and pretty and good at hockey’ and then he starts tearing up and Shane is like ‘ok no more tequila shots for you Mr Russian Constitution’

[littlegirlinvisible]

CONNOR STORRIE & HUDSON WILLIAMS Inside the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party (March 15, 2026)

[firstprinced]

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 | day 1: favourite episode 1.06 The Cottage

[ex0tic-butters]

can't stop thinking abt shane getting an autism diagnosis and being scared to tell ilya and then the conversation going very similarly to when shane told ilya he was gay bc ilya is sitting there like

???? yes ??? this is not news ???? did you not know this ????

[casualhollanov]

ilya "it's just a plan to fuck" rozanov vs. shane "Time to buy an entire house at 19 years old for the sole purpose of getting fucked within an inch of my life by my arch rival because I'm a screamer and I'm scared Scott Hunter will hear me and personally manifest into the bedroom" hollander