[transmonk]

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

[1nayaa]

nobody is more stressed than a 24-29yo thinking they are running out of time lol

[twinkhole-destroyer]

and i'm not even living la vida loca

[konoko]

[662607015]

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[lucytara]

anyone else feeling the Effects lately. due to all the Things

[omtai]

lowkey things are shaping up to be pretty odd

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[elliot-amy]

chaotic muppets interview

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

These are the words of puppeteers who should not be up this early

[itsmedemibones]

[gilmarverdes]

me doing anything: am i making people uncomfortable? am i going overboard? am i too much? am i annoying others? am i too clingy? a

[byjove]

everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

[byjove]

it would be the most fun gay people have had since the golden age of disco

[heavensickness]

This sure is a collection, but I am not sure what it is

[fishandshesmygills]

stuck in a time loop where every day i wake up and it’s tomorrow

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[power-chords]