RIP SWIVETS

"She was an hero"

[hotpinks-deactivated20170320]

My lips blu

[cia4bane-blog]

but u still a nigga

i cri evrytiem ;_;

[cia4bane-blog]

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little kid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pedo Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Prepubescents, and I have over 300 Gb of CP. I am trained in gorilla buttsex and I'm the top pedo in the entire US continent. You are nothing to me but just another underage asshole. I will lick you the fuck out with tongue action the precision of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, kid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pedos across the USA (via /b/) and your IP is being traced (I am Anonymoose) so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that will cream the pathetic little thing you call your butthole. You're gonna get buttfucked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can buttsex you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in child molestation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Pedophilia Front (/b/) and I will use it to its full extent to relentlessly rape your butt, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your underage titties and you will drown in it. You’re fucked, kiddo.

[spitblaze]

[exaltedbiclops]

Well I’m convinced.

[kirstengillibrand]

[scoutbert]

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

[nicht-deintag-deactivated201610]

*speechless*

[cia4bane-blog]

that building shouldn't have gotten in the way of those innocent, inexperienced plane hijackers

[kinginawolfsuit-deactivated2021]

how to identify "boy" clothes and "girl" clothes

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

[aeon-wolf]

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

[windschanging]

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

[cia4bane-blog]

What the fuck is this shit. No matter how much you want it, those clothes were designed for a particularly-gendered person. Stop pushing your retarded gender politics on yet another industry.

[earth-horn-blog]

PLEASE READ AND SIGNAL BOOST

Hey guys c: This is my boyfriend, Nick.

We’re working on saving up the money so he can start hormone treatment. Unfortunately I’m currently unemployed and still looking for a job and he’s out on workers comp, who is currently fucking him over and not paying him. He doesn’t have health insurance and will have to pay for everything out of pocket.

This is where you guys come in. I started a gofundme to raise money for his treatment. We checked out planned parenthood and they do HRT fairly cheap without insurance. We just don’t have the money. The first appointment is $120. Our goal is to reach at least $2000 which will hopefully pay for appointments and prescriptions for T. Here is the link for our gofundme.

Every penny counts. If you can’t donate at least reblog this so other people can see it. 

Thank you so much.

[thepicklecoaster]

Plz random internet people! Plz pay for a surgery I don’t need! Plz spend thousands on some fag that can’t do anything but beg. BTW did your fag companion lose an eye to a dick?

[earth-horn-blog]

Jesus fuck.

First: Fuck off

Second: no one said anything about surgery

Thrid: Get the fuck off my post.

Bye.

[thepicklecoaster]

No

[dreamy-trigger]

This money could be better spent feeding a whole homeless family. Also if you folks were to have sex with the aim of reproduction, don’t you think the hormones would harm the baby or just straight off kill him? earth-horn

[earth-horn-blog]

THIS JUST IN: TWO VAGINAS=BABY

[dreamy-trigger]

I was betting on that you’re both trans & could somehow make it work… Good thing I was wrong.

[jesus-hates-furries-blog]

Dear followers of the original poster. Please do not donate money in order to further that person’s psychological disease, it will only harm them and their loved ones in the long run, by prolonging a mentally unhealthy state.

Instead, if you have spare money, consider donating to a nearby homeless shelter, a disaster relief fun or just to the Red Cross.

[earth-horn-blog]

Get the fuck off my post you worthless piece of shit

[jesus-hates-furries-blog]

Wow, not wanting to let people donate to the needy, homeless and hungry. Being “trans” is a psychological sickness, but the symptoms aren’t being a very uncaring human being

[dreamy-trigger]

Why are trans people so self-centered? That was just plain inhuman.

[earth-horn-blog]

How dare people care about themselves.

[cia4bane-blog]

>implying trannies are still people

[thepunkgreenwitch-deactivated20]

Could you give me some tips to get started?

This is gonna be a long ass post. My apologies. Anyone is more than welcome to add to this list.

Blogs I recommend: X

 Beginner Witchcraft

Old Motherredcap’s Reading List

Advice for beginner witches

Things to consider

Defining “witchcraft”

Magic and witchcraft

Research for Newbie Witches

Websites for Herbal Properties and Useage

Different Types of Witchcraft

Secular Witchcraft

Cultural Appropriation

The G word

Spells and charms for Beginners

Dispelling Spells

Lavender’s Wishing Spell

Burning Bridges Spell

Chocolate Money Spell

Spell to Ease Jealousy

Emotional Cleansing Spell

Rainbow Protection Bottle

Wreaths for Protection and Happiness

Energy Bath

Motivation Chant

Pick me up Cleansing Jar

Protection Jar

Rosemary and Lavender Smokeless Cleansing

List of Cleansing Spells

Meditation

50 Meditation Tips

An Earth Meditation

Benefits of Meditation

Breathe & Relax

Grounding, Centering, & Shielding

Grounding - Grounding Techniques - Ungrounded Symptoms

Grounding & Centering

Centering

Shielding: (1) (2)

Budgeted Witchcraft:

Tips & Tricks for Frugal Witches

Moonstone Beginning’s Frugal Pagan Resource

A Witch in a Pinch (Blog)

Budget Witch (Blog)

Witchcraft on a Budget

Being a Witch on a Budget

Budget Witchcraft (Site)

Accumulating Witch Stuff on a Budget

Ways to Practice Witchcraft with Little or No Money

Chaos Magic:

Chaos Magic in a Nutshell

What is Chaos Magick? 

Chaos Magic- The Misunderstood Path

Chaos Magick (a multitude of articles pertaining to chaos magic)

Introduction to Chaos Magic

Chaos Magic Theory

Chaoism & Chaos Magic: A Personal View

Oven-Ready Chaos; Phil Hine

Liber Null & Psychonaut: An Introduction to Chaos Magic- Peter J. Carroll

Sigil Crafting:

A Beginner’s Guide to Sigil Craft

Ways to Use Sigils 

Sigils Reboot: How To Get Big Magic From Little Squiggles

An Essay On Sigil Crafting 

Practical Sigil Magic- Frater U. D.

Sigilmaking with Lee 

Sigil Magic: Making a Magical Sigil

Sigils… 

Sigil Daily: Creation & Activation

Magic/Sigil Circles 

Chaos Magic: Basic Sigil Magic

Sigils 

A Brief Overview of Sigil Magick

Sigils and Seals 101 

Sigils

Sigil Crafting Method 

Creating a Sigil

Sigil Masterpost (gif warning!)

Sigils in Theory and Practice

How Do You Make Sigils? 

On the Preparation and Usage of Sigils

Sigil Magic

Sigil 101 

Practical Sigil Magick

The Sigil Bowl 

Sigil Basics

What Are Sigils? 

Making Outdoor Sigils

Online Sigil Generator

Sigilisation

Sigil Magic

Sigil Making Process, by Rook 

Sigil Making Process, by Richtor 

Sigil Charging:

My Super-Physically-Mentally Intense Method of Charging Sigils…

How to Charge Sigils 

Firing Off Sigils

A Personal Method of Charging Sigils 

How to Charge a Sigil Playing Video Games

Charging Your Sigils- A Brief Explanation 

Charging and Firing Sigils 

How to Use Sigils 

The Fae Resources

Books

The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries – W.Y. Evans-Wentz

The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies – Robert Kirk

Fairy and Folk Tales of the Irish Peasantry – Yeats

Treasury of Irish Myth, Legend, and Folklore – Yeats

The Fairies in Tradition and Literature – Katherine Briggs

An Encyclopedia of Fairies: Hobgoblins, Brownies, Bogies, & Other Supernatural Creatures – Katherine Briggs

The Vanishing People: Fairy Lore and Legends – Katherine Briggs

The Sidhe: Wisdom from the Celtic Otherworld – John Matthews

Through the Faerie Glass-Kenny Klein

Websites

The Fairy-Faith in Celtic Countries (Sacred Texts)

The Secret Commonwealth: Of Elves, Fauns, and Fairies (Sacred Texts)

Ancient Legends, Mystic Charms and Superstitions of Ireland – Lady Wilde

Puck – That shrewd and knavish sprite called Robin Goodfellow

The Fairy Family: A Series of Ballads & Metrical Tales Illustrating the Fairy Mythology of Europe

The Fairy Mythology: Illustrative of the Romance and Superstition of Various Countries

“The Fairy Doctor” – Lady Wilde

Sacred Text: Fairy Mythology Index

Divination

Tarot

All About Tarot

All About Tarot Readings

Many Different Uses For The Tarot

Tarot Deck Outline

Choosing The Tarot Deck That Is Right For You

What To Look For In A Tarot Deck

Choosing A Tarot Deck Just For Reading Others

Connecting With Your Tarot Deck

Top 3 Beginner Tarot Books

When To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck

How To Cleanse Your Tarot Deck

Recharging Your Tarot Cards

Cleansing Your Tarot Reading Space

Purifying Your Tarot Cards

Three Ways To Shuffle Your Tarot Deck

Six Ways To Choose A Tarot Card

How To Clear Your Tarot Deck

How To Store And Care For Your Tarot Cards

Minor Arcana Keyword Chart

Tarot: Quick and Dirty Keyword Sheets

Tarot Cheat Sheets

Tarot Reversal Keyword Sheet

Major Arcana Meanings

Court Card Interpretations

The Major Arcana

Court Cards In Tarot

The Tarot Suits

Tarot Suit Info Cards

Topics You Can Use In Your Own Custom Tarot Spreads

Great Topics To Ask The Tarot With Only 1-3 Cards

Four Decks To Help You Create Your Own Tarot Spreads

How To Design A Tarot Spread For A Client

Classic Tarot Spread Positions

Interview Your New Tarot Deck

Effective Tarot Questions

How To Create Your Own Spreads

Tips When Reading Tarot For Others

New And Old Tarot Traditions

Four Myths About Fortune Telling

Fortune Teller Isn’t A Bad Word

Quirky Tarot Habits

Six Types Of Tarot Readers

4 Easy Steps to Learn Tarot

How To Read Tarot Cards

Why “Free” Tarot Readings Are Not Ever Really Free

How To Interpret Reversed Tarot Cards

What To Do With Jumper Cards

Tarot Exhaustion

Tarot Relaxation And Grounding Exercise

Four Tips On Reading “Negative” Tarot Cards

How To Deal With “Going Blank” During A Tarot Reading

Tips When Reading Tarot At A Special Event

Ideologies That Hold You Back As A Tarot Reader

Six Mistakes To Avoid When Reading Tarot For Yourself

How To Obtain The Clients Energy During a Tarot Reading Without Them Touching Your Cards

Reading Tarot With Confidence

Scrying

How to

Lithomancy

How to

Runes

Interpretations

Glamours

Glamoured Shower Disks

Goddess Glamour Bath

Witch of the Waste’s Glamour Enchanted Jewelry Spell

Blood Magic

Ethics and Safety

PSA to Blood Witches

Blood Magic 101

Starting Blood Magic

When you’re no longer a beginner

Blood Christening

How Not to Use Blood Magic

Sexual Sangomancy and Blood Bonding; Pros, Cons, and Safety

Blood and Bone Magick

Use of Blood in Folklore and Magic

Potions

Quick Guide to Potions and Lotions

Herbal Brews Introduction

Herbal How To: Infusion

Herbal How To: Tinctures and Extracts

Minerals that are NOT Suitable for Adding to Water

Magical Properties of Herbs, Roots, Flowers, Barks, and Resins

Herbs to Avoid During Pregnancy

Poisonous Herbs: Hazards

List of Poisonous Herbs (Magical Uses and Safety Warnings)

Familiars

What are they?

Is this my familiar?

The Familiar Self

Familiars and Gender

The Three Kinds of Familiars

Plants as Familiars

Working with Plants as Familiars

[cia4bane-blog]

How to prove to your friends that you're a larger disappointment than they can ever hope to be

[jesus-hates-furries-blog]

Transgender people have literally been around since the beginning of time. Maybe this thought never occurred to your small little white boy brain, but the "cure" for what you call a "disease" is hormone treatment, therapy, eventual surgery, etc.. Like please stop talking about something that you quickly looked up on the internet in an attempt to harass people solely for the sick, white boy pleasure that you get from it.

So have schizophrenia sufferers, paranoics, lunatics and a variety of other psychological diseases. The proper treatment is prolonged and carefully planned psychological treatment at an institution or by a trained professional, along with caring and loving support of friends and family.

I also noticed you keep using the word “white boy” as a sort of insult. Are you implying that one race or gender is better than the other?

[cia4bane-blog]

Fukken racist sexist shitlords. I swear, this site is so full of them.

[jugheadchrist-deactivated202203]

before u harass non binary teens for their pronouns pls consider the following:

 get a fucking life

[dreamy-trigger]

before u invent a fictional gender consider the following:

seek a doctor

[northwindgray]

Just a friendly reminder to all the Social “Justice” “Warriors” out there.

[cia4bane-blog]

Found you

?

[blesstherainsdowninafrica]

is a cute peacock girl

[cia4bane-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[mint-the-magical-bunny-deactiva]

God did not give you rape, therefore God did not give anyone that child. God is giving no one nothing when rape is involved. Rape is sick and twisted, the rapest didn’t rape you and say “oh I you to have my babies.” No the rapest was raping to rape. He doesn’t care wether or not he is getting you pregnant.

Some women would feel that the child is a form of living scar and can’t even look at the child’s face without seeing their rapest. That’s why abortion clinics exist. So that those who were raped can have a choice of getting ride of the child if they want to. We as human beings have the right to decide wether we want abortions or not. As individuals we have that choice. Abortion clinics should by human rights standards exist.

THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE IS A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT.

[cia4bane-blog]

No, it isn't. The freedom to choose is a right given by your government. Just look at us before the revolutionary war, and leading into the civil war, and you will see that it is a privilege granted by your government to make you feel better about being force-fed the liberal bullshit that was spewed by your hippie professor, who has yet to realize that it isn't 1968 anymore.

[mysharona1987]

[cia4bane-blog]

The problem with this logic is that it assumes all cultures are friendly towards each other. Violence has to remain an option, as demonstrated with World War 2 and our current war on terror. Chris Kyle was a hero, because he saved the lives of his comrades around him by doing what was necessary.

I've been in the military for 2 years now, and none of you tumblrettes have earned the privilege to decide what is and what isn't a hero.

[jesus-hates-furries-blog]

M8 kindly f off, that was extremely rude and unnecessary. Please don't comment on anything of mine again. Be a better person.

Haha no.

Eat a bag of halapeno spicy cocks.