Midnight Zone

23|they/them|

[beezii]

the two types of katt monroe star fox

[beezii]

I was reminded that there is in fact, a third Katt Monroe

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[bimstown]

some gen 2 babies

[mollyjames]

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

[mollyjames]

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

[mollyjames]

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

[mollyjames]

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[patrickpants]

[scope-dogg]

Here's your controller bro

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[emeraldwhale]

[feefal]

Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%

[alleesaur]

rolling rolling rolling

[aquaxtic]

she's still here

[sandmandaddy69]

[speedlimit15]

[crimeronan]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

[faunem]

no weapons against me shall prosper

[fagstaynight]

a brief look into my twisted world