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So⌠I got a notification from the State Department at like 8 PM Pacific that my passport was approved, and I was quietly thankful and stunned bc my legal gender in Oregon is listed as X, or undeclared, and that's what's on my passport. I'm pretty sure someone(s) worked late to get the X passports done today.
I was already really grateful to whoever in the Seattle Passport Office worked late to get these things processed on the last Friday before That Man gets back into office... and then I got a notification that my passport shipped at fucking midnight Pacific and whoever got that shit out the door so it couldn't be picked up on Monday and like, denied and shredded?
They're my fucking hero.
So... I heard from a friend of 20+ years who works for the State Department who confirmed to me in so many words that they can assure me, without specifics, that "all of the suppositions you have made here are true."
So... yep. Passport folx at the State Department really did work incredibly long hours this week just... shoveling every passport out the door (and prioritizing the ones that might be A Problem come Monday) and yes, they did On Purpose make sure that all of them weren't just DONE but MAILED and out the door and in the hands of the USPS so that they can't be told to pull those passports back and deny/destroy them.
This also means they got the OK for the mountains of overtime from the Biden administration to get that done.
This is what I mean when I say that the Good Work is often not glamorous and that we have to prioritize things which actively and immediately better the lives of our siblings. The State Department worker who was still in the office last night at midnight Pacific time stuffing my passport into an Express Mail envelope and making sure that it was in the hands of USPS has done more liberatory work for the trans movement than 100 people endlessly auditing the language others use to describe their lives ever will.
These next years are gonna be real hard. Find something tangible to do for yourself and others, however small, and do it as hard as you can.
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A Hammerhead Shark uses electroreceptors to detect prey buried in the sand! Around this shark are Pilot fish, which clean parasites from the shark. The fish also used to follow ships for long distances and were seen as guides in mythology. đŚ
Have you seen this post?
You probably have. It currently has over 120,000 notes, largely because of this addition.
Of course it's going to get reblogged, this kind of unsourced factoid does numbers on here. But something about it wasn't quite right.
A bit of searching turned up the origin of the "fact".
Alright, so it's someone who posted this on reddit 4 years ago and somehow ended up in the search hits. And the post confuses the electric eel (from South America) with the electric catfish (from the Nile, which the Egyptians would have known about).
Reminder: this is an electric eel (Electrophorus electricus). It is from South America. (image from Wikipedia)
And this is an electric catfish (Malapterurus electricus). It is from the Nile and would have been familiar to the ancient Egyptians. (image from Wikipedia)
And then of course people were speculating in the notes to that post about trade routes between South America and Egypt. Excellent scholarship everyone.
At this point I was ready to call it another made-up internet fact that gets reified by people repeating it. But something was still bothering me.
An ancient Egyptian slab from 3100 BC. What could that be...
Oh.
The Narmer palette. It's the goddamn Narmer palette. (image, once again, from Wikipedia)
So where is this "angry catfish"?
It's not the Egyptian name for the electric catfish.
It's... Narmer. It's Narmer himself.
Narmer's name is written as above (detail of top middle of the palette), using the catfish (n`r) and the chisel (mr), giving N'r-mr. The chisel is associated with pain, so this reads as "painful catfish", "striking catfish", or, yes, "angry catfish" or other similar variants, although some authors have suggested that it means "Beloved of [the catfish god] Nar".
So.
Where does this leave us?
It would appear that this redditor not only confused electric eels with electric catfish, but also confused a Pharaoh's name with the name of a fish. And then it got pushed to the top search hits by a crappy search engine and shared uncritically on tumblr.
In short, "the electric eel is called angry catfish" factoid actually literacy error. Angry Catfish, who ruled upper Egypt and smote his enemies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
Also the Arabic name for the electric catfish is raad (thunder) or raada (thunderer).
References
Afsaruddin, A., & Zahniser, A. H. M. (1997). Humanism, culture, and language in the Near East: studies in honor of Georg Krotkoff. Eisenbrauns.
Clayton, P. A. (2001). Chronicle of the Pharaohs. Thames & Hudson.
Godron, G. (1949). A propos du nom royal. Annales du Service des antiquitĂŠs de l'Egypte, 49, 217-221.
Sperveslage, G., & Heagy, T. C. (2023). A tail's tale: Narmer, the catfish, and bovine symbolism. The Journal of Egyptian Archaeology, 109(1), 3-319.
Frankly, the weirdest thing about Columbo from the perspective of modern network television isn't the narrative structure â it's the episode length. I'm checking Wikipedia right now to make sure I'm remembering this correctly, and apparently episodes of Columbo range from 73 to 98 minutes in length. Like, the shortest episodes of Columbo are on par with the longest episodes of Game of Thrones. The minimum length to be classified as a "feature film" is 80 minutes, so 50% of the episodes are technically movies. Including commercial breaks for broadcast television, this show would have originally aired in a two-hour timeslot. When folks remark on how weird it is that Columbo himself often doesn't even show up until the second act, you need to understand that what we're talking about is a show where the title character is often first strolling on screen thirty-five minutes in.
I like to think the reason Peter Falk often looks so beat to shit isn't the makeup department's doing, it's just what happens to you when you're starring in eight feature films per year for the third year in a row.
Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.
Hi guys. This post ain't about stereotyping random professions (farriers????), it's about how cops are effectively legally untouchable and if they hurt you, you have virtually no recourse. A quality that none of those other professions have. It's the inherent power imbalance of being bound to someone who can't be prosecuted.
The "firemen cheat" thing is actually a myth, union workers are both hot and professionally stable, paramedics are stressed out but otherwise fine, physical workers are not inferior to "thinkers" don't be fuckin classist, and "watch out for Farriers" is maybe the funniest thing anyone's ever said on this post.
like the fuck are they gonna do lmao
Having beef with the horse cobbler is objectively hilarious
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i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the worldâs oceans and sea in various states of sinking.
this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.
anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:
no you don't understand. i do international regulation of emerging technologies for a living. this WAS me stress dreaming about work
"I am a higher dimension life form, I am a complex space-time event"
A step by step process of this will be available at my Patreon next month, you can find prints of my work at my Store đ
Letâs be honest - Everest should be cut off from climbers, and the only people that should be allowed up there are ppl who volunteer to clean up all the garbage and human excrement adrenaline junkies have left up there over the decades, and anyone who volunteers to attempt to bring down any bodies of those who died.
The ascent is too dangerous, too many ill-equipped and unprepared climbers try to make the climb, and too much garbage is piling up and poisoning the run off that communities around Everest rely on to live.
Reminder that:
Rainbow Valley, for all its macabre connotations, is also a literal trash heap.
Base Camp and ABC are worse. The entire route is lined with garbage.
The Sherpa population receive little credit for incredible amount of work they do, often doing most of the work of the climber or team so that the team takes all the credit. Itâs true that thereâs a monetary benefit for their communities, but their job is also one of the most dangerous in the world.
There are documented crimes on Everest. Theft and assault are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg. Theft of oxygen tanks and other vital equipment can seriously endanger climbers. Entire books have been written about this.
People have been left to die on the climb. In some places, depending on the altitude, it becomes unavoidable or near impossible to move someone down the mountain. However, there have been avoidable deaths, again well-documented. Some climbers even say they have something called âsummit feverâ where only the climb has meaning, and not their fellow climbers.Â
Itâs overcrowded. The victoryâs lost most of its meaning. Just let it be.
this is another reason why land back / indigenous sovereignty is so important. give the mountain back to the people whoâve been taking care of it for centuries and let them have full control over it legally. let them decide if it should or shouldnât be a tourist attraction or if people should be allowed to climb it. just defer to Sherpa people when it comes to anything to do with SagarmÄthÄ
I mean, youâre absolutely right that the situation on SagarmÄthÄ (aka Mount Everest) is a real problem, but âban everyone from it foreverâ is a take that misses a lot of nuance, and will just make a lot more problems. The mountaineering industry is an absolutely vital part of Nepalâs economy, and SagarmÄthÄ is a fair chunk of that. Thereâs a reason so many people choose to do something as dangerous as guidework, and thatâs because itâs really good money. If that shuts down entirely, lives will be destroyed. People will die. Youâll just trade one problem for another.
So what should be done?
Well, for a start, I think it helps to actually fucking listen to the people risking their lives working on that mountain. They donât want it closed, because again, their lives will be ruined if that happens, but they DO want better regulations about who goes on the mountain, and what happens there.
See, you need a permit to climb SagarmÄthÄ , one issued by either the Nepalese or Chinese government, depending on where you start your ascent. And yes, multiple governments being involved makes it even more complicated, but letâs just focus on the Nepal side of things for now; the Chinese route is a real bitch to climb compared to the Nepal route so it doesnât have such a tourist problem, and also the first step to any real solution there is for China to stop fucking occupying Tibet. So letâs focus on Nepal.
The permits are a very good thing; you need to pay to be issued one, which brings in money to the country, and itâs just common sense to regulate how many people are going up there. Whatâs not good is that the Nepalese government isnât doing a very good job of regulating the permit sales; guides have been complaining for decades now about the government selling way too many permits, overcrowding the mountain, and allowing wildly unqualified people to go. One of the main things the Sherpa guide community wants is for the Nepalese government to sell less permits for SagarmÄthÄ, and make the skill/fitness requirements stricter. One popular proposal is to change the rules so that you need to have climbed at least one 8000m peak to be eligible to get a permit for SagarmÄthÄ. Since eight of the fourteen are in Nepal, this would keep money flowing, since people would need to do multiple trips, and it would also scare most of the dumbasses away - they want to be carried up the most famous mountain in the world so they can brag about summiting Everest. Having to climb a harder mountain first would make that look a lot less appealing, especially since K2 is a hellish death trap, and none of the other 8000â˛s have the same name recognition. You canât really brag to your buddies at the office about having summited Dhaulagiri or Manaslu the same way you can brag about Everest. So that proposed rule change would scare off the tourists, and ensure every single person on SagarmÄthÄ is an experienced mountaineer thatâs already experienced the death zone, as opposed to the current issue of multiple people that have literally never climbed before buying permits to go up SagarmÄthÄ.
They also want better regulations for the guide companies that can be hired for SagarmÄthÄ - thereâs a huge problem of tourists paying for the cheaper guide companies, not realizing that the whole reason theyâre cheap is because they take extremely dangerous shortcuts in their equipment maintenance. Those companies are a massive problem, and the legitimate guides hate them. So, so much. They put their clients in danger, they put their employees in danger, and they put everyone on the mountain with them in danger.
Finally, the guides need better pensions and life insurance, because the Nepalese government has a real problem of not paying the families nearly enough when a guide dies on the job. That was the entire reason for the 2014 strike - an avalanche struck the base camp during the pre-season, killing sixteen of the Sherpas that were laying down ropes for the season. The Nepalese government offered to compensate the families of the victims with just enough money to cover the funerals, which infuriated the entire Nepalese mountaineering community. They demanded that the mandatory life insurance policy have its payout doubled in the future, more money to be given to the families of the avalanche victims, and government payment of medical bills for the wounded. None of the demands were met, and so they went on strike for the year. The government did agree to give more money to the families⌠provided they presented the appropriate documents in Kathmandu, which isnât really feasible for most people living in the Khumbu region, making them angrier. The life insurance payout was also raised, but only by half the amount the Sherpaâs had demanded.
To summarize: shutting down SagarmÄthÄ will fuck over the entire economy of Nepal, leading to people dying and lives being ruined. Listen to the fucking people youâre trying to advocate for. They want the Nepalese government to sell less permits to climb SagarmÄthÄ, have stricter rules about who can buy the permits, tighter regulations for guide companies, and more government assistance for guides and their families after an injury or death occurs. And yes, SagarmÄthÄ is a sacred place to the Sherpa people, and their religious leaders want everyone off the mountain⌠but letâs be real here, thatâs never going to happen.
So, if this is an issue you care about, and you actually want to do something instead of making vague, impossible demands to feel good about yourself online, what can you do?
For a start, begin calling the mountain SagarmÄthÄ instead of Everest. Everest was only used as a name because Nepal and Tibet were closed to outsiders when the British were surveying the Himalayaâs in 1800â˛s, so they were unable to learn the mountains real name. And the surveyors were surprisingly serious about labelling mountains with the correct local names, which is why Everest and K2 are the only standouts among the 8000 meter peaks - K2 is so remote it never actually had a name, and the placeholder label of K2 stuck, while SagarmÄthÄ was believed to be the same situation and given a name instead. The only reason itâs still called Everest is because thatâs the name that became famous. Getting the proper name into common use might make things right. Itâs about respecting the culture of the Sherpaâs⌠and it will also respect the wishes of Sir George Everest, who absolutely fucking hated the proposal to name the mountain after him, and fought tooth and nail to leave a placeholder and keep searching for a proper local name. The poor bastards been rolling in his grave for over 150 years now, letâs get his name off the damn mountain already.
For improving the actual conditions, push for the Nepalese government to make the changes the guides want. International pressure is necessary for that; if nobody cares about the Sherpaâs, the government can do as they please, and the guides just have to put up with it. Pay attention, raise awareness, advocate for their wellbeing, and, again, listen to what they actually need/want.
Finally, rookies climbers going up SagarmÄthÄ should be judged, and judged hard. Theyâre not impressive. Theyâre fucking idiots being carried up a mountain by the real professionals so they can claim bragging rights. If someone brags about climbing the tallest mountain in the world, ask about their climbing experience and training, and if theyâve ever climbed/considered climbing any of the less famous 8000+ meter peaks. If theyâre not an experienced climber that respects the mountain, mock them relentlessly. Theyâre not impressive, theyâre an idiot that burned their own money to be carried up a really big rock and steal the credit for their guides hard work.
That being said, also show respect towards the people that have died on SagarmÄthÄ, AND the people that have witnessed death on that mountain. Iâm not going to blame anyone for bad decision making at 8000 meters of elevation. The death zone was named that because the conditions cannot support human life; you are slowly dying as soon as you enter, and the trick is just to get back down before you succumb to it. The human brain does not enjoy being slowly suffocated to death, and you sort of lose your shit as a result. Thatâs just biology, happens to everyone. Thereâs a reason why disasters high up on the 8000+ peaks are so confusing - thereâs always multiple different stories about how events played out, because short term memory loss and delirium are a very common side effect of being at an altitude unable to support human life. Thatâs also a large part of âsummit feverâ on those peaks; people genuinely cannot make rational decisions up there. Itâs a well documented problem. A fair amount of lethal falls up there are technically suicides, as people get confused and wander off cliffs, or begin removing protective gear, or other things nobody in their right mind would do. Thatâs why so many people die attempting to summit after the cut-off point of it being too late to try - they canât process that if they continue, conditions will become extremely dangerous on their descent. They can only understand that their goal is the summit, the conditions are good right now, so that means theyâre fine and should keep going.
Basically this is a complicated problem, and âSagarmÄthÄ needs to be closed forever and everyone there is a heartless monsterâ is just⌠missing so, so much nuance, and is worse than useless if youâre trying to actually help the Sherpa people.
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The bloke who plays Hob in Sandman was in Vera or Midsomer Murders the other night and I choose to believe that that's just Hob babey. Got himself a nice brewery. Got himself brutally murdered. Had to play dead cos living past multiple stab wounds is sus. Change name, carry on
Imagine fucking running into the lad you murdered ten years ago. Like. That's a god damned ghost. But he works in the office with you and everyone is just like nah Rob's cool, chill it out. So you move on, accept the coincidence. But you got a post it note on your car saying I know and Rob has the same habit of flicking his fingers to a beat as Bob did. Before you stabbed Bob for a better chance at a promotion. And Rob has been making jokes about your vibe being cutthroat and how he wouldn't go up against you for a promotion and genuinely yesterday he refused to get in the elevator alone with you
But that all can't be possible. So you go to work. And you sleep very badly
Hob, showing Dream around: and on the mantle piece are all my murder weapons!
Dream: have you used them?
Hob: no they were used on me. Knife was the worst, mainly because I knew I was being murdered. Ended up getting along with him well enough, mind
Dream:
Hob: glass bottle was a funny one, I didn't notice for a few minutes that it was bad enough to kill me. Really confused the room there. Had to move countries, just in case
Dream:
Hob: and the gun, I just pretended she missed
Dream: why so many attempts on your life?
Hob: you know, I never looked at it from that angle. Interesting questions.
i wish all my beloved followers and mutuals a very âyou find a fic that has the exact premise and characterization youâve always wanted to see but never had the energy to write yourself and itâs really good and just as long as you want to readâ
my wife is right
no offence but the reason tumblr is âdyingâ is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity