ah, fuck

if any of my middle school fictional boyfriends see this, sorry- 20 mdni

[palmer]

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

[palmer]

This tumblr shit is easy

[cerastes]

Whatever man *accepts you for who you are*

[sparkyyoungupstart]

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” well I can make him appreciate what he already is and love the parts I see but he doesn’t.

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

you could tell me british people say/do literally anything and i would believe it 

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

@namelesstunnelgrub​ i straight up can’t tell if you’re joking

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

CUCKFIELD REAL?

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

NO FUCKING WAY

[parkchanwoohoo]

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

[flagellant]

[literallymechanical]

The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Ted Kaczynski when he ran out of math problems

[flagellant]

RIP to a problematic girlboss

[pavlovadiplomacy]

[mimiadraws]

forgot to post these here. tears of the kingdom+long term nuclear waste storage warnings

[mimiadraws]

reblogging now that the game is real!

[noxtheox]

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

[noxtheox]

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

[tumbwr]

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

[delilahmidnight]

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

[sickboyy]

“The first Gay Pride flag was made in 1978 by a man named Gilbert Baker. He gave a meaning to each color.”

Beginners (2010) - Directed by Mike Mills

[saywhat-politics]

The law allows any medical provider or insurer to deny care based on "ethical, moral, or religious beliefs."

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill legalizing anti-LGBTQ+ medical discrimination

The law allows any medical provider or insurer to deny care based on "ethical, moral, or religious beliefs...

[fagreus]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

jesusfuckingchrist

[probablyevilrpgideas]

In a just world, DeSantis would be shot at a rally, and the only available EMTs would be leftists who refuse to treat him.

[penny-anna]

hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.

[penny-anna]

@full-time-dumb-lesbian I think Butterfly Effect (2004) for the top right

yeah good shout

[penny-anna]

#bottom left bill and ted?

on reflection yeah i think ur right

[crocutacanidae]

Yeah

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[sabertoothwalrus]

uh oh !

[lieu-rey]

pov: you are at critical hp but your supports are busy flirting in the backline

[gunk-ice-tea]

questionable influence..

personal opinion: just like with everything else, ram and zen complement each other, including internet humor

the balance is preserved