deaded

hello dear citizens of Earth, my name is Wiktoria and i'm the most awkward human being in the whole Universe

[rogue-or-ranger]

[awesome-picz]

Dogs Who Don’t Understand How BIG They Are

[ghostlywriterr]

[peachghosts]

[hyperactive-tortuga]

[gerdaros]

[capaldisreign-blog]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

imagine your parents saying they’re adopting a child

and they bring home a talking humanoid mouse wearing clothes 

[rainbootsandunicycles]

In the book she gives birth to the mouse so you decide which version is better.

[hogwartskidsproblems]

because it deleted the first time

[awwww-cute]

I took my dog to the groomer earlier, I’m not even sure I got the right dog back

[aestheticgoddess]

[awesome-picz]

Coffee Leaf Paintings Created With Morning Coffee Leftovers by artist Ghidaq al-Niza

[animal-factbook]

[betterlucknext-deactivated20190]

[trickstertime]

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

[400barrels]

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

[protegomaxima]

[disneycub]

OMG GUYS THAT WAS ONE TIME

[ruinedchildhood]

[consultingskeletondetective]

I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.