Butts Are My Aesthetic

I don't even know anymore

[xpurplepiex]

bug game claims everyone

[stale-mail]

Why do I have a feeling that one of the Decepticons is going to give Megatron the same advice to just frag Optimus already?

Part 5 ＼(￣▽￣)／

Bit messy, but I had fun with this one lol. Largely based on that one scene from Brooklyn 99 because I saw it vividly in my head when I was planning this out.

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[melissarthomson]

Seeing Starscream's absolutely GORGEOUS helm, I would love to see Megatron's reaction to it.

He was a bit suprised

[whoisanderton]

Reference from this tweet

[1000fingers]

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

[vbby9]

“Meadows, baby. Our last name is Meadows” - Zade Meadows.

[mal731712]

“Let me know which stars you prefer. The ones above you, or the ones I make you see.”

zade meadows, in haunting adeline

[cottonfiend]

Little surprise night visit of an ex-lover :D

[wizzardhat]

at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.

[cheekylittlepupp]

He's just so soft, so precious...

[jjks-dodo]

new year's getting close

[alpacalamamama]

the gang wanted to see if it’d work

[lokihiddleston]

🐍

[lorandesore]

Astarion

[piebaldpins]

Baaaaaahhhh this looked better in my head I was really excited about the idea but it’s not as nice as I hoped so I’ll probably redo it eventually once I’m better at art

[cal-kestis]

catboy kyo ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ (3/?)

bonus:

[velnna]

our endings bound

[justporo]

Yeah once more... thanks for the pain...