𝕭𝖔𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖆́𝖐

Lokálna mefistovská vidina // 20s //

[littleswordmaiden]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[ostolero]

I have three beverages advising me at all times

[quasi-normalcy]

It’s important that everyone understand that, when I say that I “like” a villainous character, what I in fact mean is that I consider them to be both cool and morally praiseworthy, as well as correct in their aims and methods and worthy of emulation by people in the real world. Just in case there was any ambiguity on this point.

[quasi-normalcy]

I further elaborate that I consider them to be An Excellent Role-Model for Impressionable Children.

[quasi-normalcy]

I almost neglected to mention that they are a worthy sexual partner and that I am aroused by everything that they do.

[jpgperceptual]

[jupiterswasphouse]

I lives in the subtstrate

[jupiterswasphouse]

I live in tha sooiile

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[northirish]

For all we know the strong as fuck ice mummy could actually be a tender and gentle lover

[tomhoppusdelonge]

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[vee-dmsr]

[ratbugs]

your watermelon?

i don’t think so

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[alethianightsong]

BTS picture of Mina Harker (Winona Ryder) hugged up with the monster form of Dracula

[whereisslovenia]

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[malkavian-fever-dream]

Where to?