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The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

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Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

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Sugar in there.

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I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

#hm. I need to try these #I usually think a lot abt food groups when coming up with snacks but maybe having like. a list of options would help

sleepimali

They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?

redstonedust

does anyone else's brain really like to mash together sentences in languages that have no business being mashed. was petting one of our cats and thought with full confidence "この gatinho es とても wunderbar" and didn't reigster that it was wrong at first. ich bin cooked.

kosmogrl

I hope one year from now me is doing good, I hope she’s happy and I hope she got what she wanted

nagdabbit

i would personally like to thank kaylin for her hard work and abject terror 🫡

funny-tik-toks

#reblogging to show my partner later #this could be their dnd character backstory

k-eke

#bichinhos

doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

memewhore

chibisquirt

#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂

rip13y

artemissoteira

[video description: a 16-second video of a light-skinned person crouching outside facing the camera. audio of Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen plays throughout. the person holds several worn rubber disks in their hands while looking off-camera, slaps them together a few times, then throws one into the air with a wide open-mouthed grin towards the camera. a brown and white dog suddenly leaps into view and catches the disk in midair, moving so quickly it is barely visible before disappearing off the other side of the view.

the person repeats this 3 more times with the dog leaping from alternating sides of the camera. the last leap is in super slow motion and the dog is only on screen for about 4 frames. end video description.

ID of reblog: a still from the above video shows the disc in midair in front of the person’s face. the extremely blurry head and front legs of the dog are visible just entering the frame from the left, mouth wide open to catch the disk. end ID]

#bichinhos