m'wah

Rowan, white nb lesbian, they/them, engaged 💍. TME. 30. us american. /about. when I was in fifth grade I was cast as the parrot iago in aladdin, jr because I was "the only fifth grader who understands sarcasm". i am a 2nd-degree black belt but that remains my proudest accomplishment. icon description: taz from a very starship musical by starkid. end ID

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[inatungulates]

Lowland tapir Tapirus terrestris

Observed by juliocesarschadekbarbosa, CC BY-NC

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

it’s fuck all friday btw. you need to be doing fuck all

[hjjhtyhthfrthgfhnfgb-deactivate]

at the end of the day its about making ur life as lesbian as possible

[marxism-ex-silium]

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

[fate-touched]

[image description copied from alt text: album art for "Arbor" by Fate-Touched. a painting entirely in shades of purple and orange, showing shadows of trees on the ground. the branches intersect to spell out ARBOR. end id]

ARBOR

a dozen lesbian breakup songs about trees, vampires, and someone who once made me promise never to write a song about them.

listen on bandcamp • soundcloud • spotify (coming soon!)

Tracklist:

Midwinter Child [3:19]

Erie [2:58]

Wyckoff and Palmetto [2:29]

Arbor [4:52]

Garlic [2:16]

Things Already Known [3:25]

On Bended Knee [4:57]

Mixed Metaphor Song (Both) [4:09]

Go Without [2:49]

Willow Weep [2:55]

Sophienne [4:14]

Cry Out [4:53]

[heimeldat]

This little guy has lived in my head for soooo long, but I haven't drawn him since I was a kid haha.

ID: a semi-realistic pen drawing of a squirrel and pigeon combined gryphon style, with loose low-saturation colors slapped on. Underneath it says North American Rock Gryphon, common name American Squigeon. end ID

[nocturnal-stims]

🦢 The Sunshine Lovers Club

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: two gifs showing a bird's eye view of an adult swan swimming in front of a line of fluffy swan chicks. End ID]

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[bettyrightnow]

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

[loreleywrites]

i think hot shower should last forever i want to live in hot shower evolve slimeskin and big eyes live in hot shower hunt prey in hot shower sleep in hot shower never leave hot shower i love you hot shower marry hot shower reinvent sex with hot shower leave humanity behind for hot shower

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[dustbunnyaac]

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

[gokusclit]

It’s ok to have blatant double standards that favour lesbians btw

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

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