the goose from untitled goose game

mav / 25 / libra / they/them / dumbass

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[tsurangaconundrum]

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

[catchymemes]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

[sexygaywizard]

[sadomarxist]

[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

[relatablepicturesofdoofenshmirtz]

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[catilinas]

my resolution for 2024 is to be crushed to atoms between the roller rack shelves

[radiation]

[grubgirlfins]

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

[bonivers]

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

[hungwy]

Me: there are bunnies under the deck eating bird seed... very cute

My dad (very serious): they will grow wings.

[bunnyheritageposts]

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