one pea old & one bean big

Slugs ♡ 20s ♡ it/its, he/him, or ze/hir silly billy enjoyer of many things ♡ don't follow/interact if you're under 18

[dragonkick-bootshine]

welcome to my blog what has posts on it.

hiyo I’m Slugs! I’m so super normal about fictional characters. brain is currently on 24/7 House MD lockdown but I have a dizzying array of things I never shut up about. also I’m a big ol kinky transsexual faggot furry

I don’t really wanna have a dni or a byf or what have you. so suffice it to say, don’t follow me if you’re under 18 and I block rude and hateful people. other than that whatever man ✌️

spam liking/reblogging is fucking cool and makes me smile. comments on my art make my day. go wild upon this blog of mine

sideblogs: @hegory-grousing - House MD brainrot zone tags: #slugs glams - my ffxiv glams #slugs art - I drawing things sometimes #fave - posts that I want to print out and eat #fifal fafafy - ffxiv poasts my ffxiv characters. say hi if you see me in the wild :3 #funk engine - Lalafell, my main character and excellent little guy (any pronouns) #resplendent fulgor - Au Ra, lizard twink (he) #meline oro - Hrothgar, orange boy cat himbo (he/she) #ancient frenemy - Viera, NPC alt based on [endwalker spoilers lol] (he) #cid purrlond - like Cid Garlond but. catboy. meow

[tax--payer]

playing my touy

[tmbgareok]

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

[spiribia]

I understand why people see venats “no more shall man have wings to bear him to paradise. henceforth, he shall walk.” as a #hardship breeds character #ease is bad statement but to me in the context of endwalker and in the context of Hermes’ whole deal it was more to me a “you are so fixated on heaven you think earth is a misery. I’m overturning the fast lane you are trying to pave to heaven. Everyone is taking the scenic route”

[c3rvida3]

American public schools won't teach you this, but the Spirit Halloween bone snail and the Beanie Baby snail are actually deeply devoted and sensual gay lovers.

[depsidase]

[hollowboobtheory]

pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up

[hollowboobtheory]

when people go after no-fault divorce or abortion what they're really doing is trying to enshrine the sunk cost fallacy into law

[hollowboobtheory]

it sounds like a joke but this is a genuine political belief of mine. you should be able to leave a situation you don't like. the government has no business trapping you in a relationship.

quitters rights!

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is this snail bread!

[lucere-aeresta]

Just when I thought I'd seen the end of wild fan theories in SH, I came across this one about Jeeves & Wooster.

I hereby declare it is hubris so much as to speculate that there is an end of wild fan theories.

[birdblues]

Blunthead Slug Snake

[catgirl-kaiju]

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease

[thebananaiscold]

Y’all, check out my Snup!

[milk5]

You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.

The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?

Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR's liking.

You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a FAST BROTH dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform the DESSERT STONE

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a LAKE MUD dance.

You feel TIRED.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.

Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.

You perform form a DOG DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a MOSS DOG dance.

The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.

You perform a DOG MOSS dance.

The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.

ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!

A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.

A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

The FERAL HOG attacks you!

You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.

Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.

[hawkpartys]

i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you "uncharismatic" organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs

[hawkpartys]

[megatome]

a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

[skarchomp]

hating on polyamory is so lame. you sound catholic

[skarchomp]

i think somewhere along the way people got the idea that they could still say they hate gay sluts as long as they did so by making fun of he/theys with multiple partners

[hdot-mokoriri]

I just woke up. ☀️👀✨ I'm going to have breakfast.🌿♫ 今起きました。☀️👀✨ 朝ごはんを食べに行きます。🌿♫