"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
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izzy's playlists!
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
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Kiana Khansmith
YOU ARE THE REASON
will byers stan first human second
icyghini twinkie
Claire Keane
One Nice Bug Per Day
Noah Kahan
we're not kids anymore.

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@cinfulsinamon
one day I'll figure out how to stop being overdramatic when someone's attitude changes slightly but not today apparently
welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
i love how this post picks up whenever something like this happens again
Estranged parents are a joke. They're still generally terrible and harmful people, but at their core they are also clowns.
"Forgotten father" here is not gonna make it.
'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
Are your spiders...tame? Like they don't attack people...?
i’d say they are!
the vast majority of spiders are completely non-aggressive however. they act in self defense and many bites from spiders are purely accidental (getting trapped in clothing, being squashed etc). no spider will go out of its way to chase you or attack you unprovoked. people also overlook how spiders attempt to deter predators like us from harming them without even attacking us - tarantulas use threatening postures, some orbweavers shake their webs and jumpers will give warning lunges towards the threat, and only then if the threat persists they’ll take it further. venom is a last resort in most cases as it’s a precious resource.
i understand that some people are traumatized (i use this word genuinely, not glibly!) by growing up in social circles where if you had the wrong opinion on steven universe all your friends would stop talking to you forever. but you have Got to stop channeling that energy into aggressively demanding validation for all your media tastes from strangers who you see criticising them. it is a deeply unpleasant way to act!
Literally all time fav
she's ready to watch the minecraft movie 💚✨
was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”
is it so over for me
so called free thinkers when i have it on book
no thats exactly how i said it lmao. i was thinking in the sense you’d say you have something on dvd or vinyl. i have it on book
CREEPER MILK
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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
10/10 dad joke
I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.