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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@paradoxlemonade
Commissions are live! I'm super excited to start making dolls :D
Go to paradoxlemonade.carrd.co for more information, pictures, and how to order!
If you can't afford to commission me right now, the best way to support my art is to share this post :]
really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram
Grace is on Erid, dying of malnutrition and every other disease. The Eridian scientists are fighting for their lives to try and keep Rocky’s beloved flesh blob from shrivelling up. They can’t synthesize the food he needs and it all seems hopeless. But then, in their finest hour, a beautiful dwarf descends from the thick ammonia atmosphere to provide Grace with his first proper meal in years.
It is, of course, Senshi of Izganda
VOTE TODAY and make your voice heard on this vital issue!!!
💬 7042 🔁 26348 ❤️ 34419 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Break the stereotype* of tumblr sexyman always being a skinny guy in a suit. It’s time for hairy muscled short fat muscular men with big beards to shine. Vote senshi. tumblr sexyman is whoever tumblr says is the sexyman. bring in the new era
He’ll make you bread
*(people keep poiinting out that sans won who is not a skinny suit wearer. i am not saying he did not win. i'm saying it's the common stereotype of what a tumblr sexyman is. sans winning only further proves my point that senshi can win)
I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god
I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is
I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.
💬 7057 🔁 26388 ❤️ 34457 · Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
I see something on the floor of my house and think I'm about to witness the majesty of A Bug but no. Tuft of my dog's hair
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.
“Don’t struggle, it’s only routine maintenance.” + robot whumpee 💕
"I-I am not programmed to struggle. Do not worry."
"Careful. Be careful with me. Please."
"This is why I never tell you when it hurts."
"Stop touching me. I-I am asking for a break--please, I need a break--"
"Shut me down. I do not be awake for this. Why are you keeping me awake for this?"
happy what fucking day is it now friday
it is of my not humble and correct opionion that they would've been better if they were yuri
Oh, absolutely
Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
Are you safe?
Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.
I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.
I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.
A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.
The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.
I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.
…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.
(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)
Did teen girls in the 60s write weird fanfic in their notebooks about being sold to the Beatles or Beach Boys?
So apparently there weren't actually that many unironic "sold to One Direction" fics in the 2010s. Most of them were satirical.
There should be a name for the phenomena where something does a plot or elements that enters the public conscious as a cliche despite most instances of it's actually being a parody of 1 or very few in ironic examples.
Like there are almost no horror movies that are earnestly about a group of teens going to a cabin in the woods and getting got by monsters, almost every example is either a parody or satire or a subversion,
Phantom Trope maybe? Like phantom islands.
Dead unicorn trope
I have been caramelizing onions for the past THREE HOURS
the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
Moon day Monday is SOON!!!!!
mountain chicken vs Shockwave
Credit for the audio goes to haiyoe
you need to be leaving your dumbass comments in the tags
how about I do what I want and you stick your head in a beehive
beehive. get in the beehive, fucker.
putting this in the body just to piss anon off: its not that deep bro 💀
we should all put comments on here until this post is longer than Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky
Reblog and comment your favorite color
blue, like a green-blue or teal, but not bright like aquamarine, more like the colour of a glacier fed lake at sunset.
A nice scarlet or crimson, like a rich blood red (but not oxblood because that's too brown, which I felt personally betrayed by as a child).
Blue, all shades of it but mostly the deep blue of the ocean. Or the blue of clear summer sky.
I have a deep love for purple. Like, royal, rich, vibrant purple. It's just so beautiful. Second fave is red but I don't know which shade. Just not the red they have in target stores. That job has ruined that red for me.
anon I know I blocked you but you seem like the kind of person who would make an alt account to check up on people who blocked you so I hope you see this post and it makes you punch a wall
I know it's not technically *one* color but I'm a huge fan of Polar Glow by Diamine.
It shades so beautifully and it really nails that aurora effect.
this is the You Can Do What You Want post. your favourite colour can be the entire rainbow for all we care. it can be fuckin "Tuesday" if you want
My favorite color is the orange of the sun right before it slips under the horizon. Specifically the hyperbolically bright and saturated orange that no photograph can capture and no paint can replicate. and my favorite animal is hamsters
