[wumblr]

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[ratcity]

We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[pukicho]

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[albva]

They should let you vomit a black sludge and when you are done you feel better about yourself. Also the black sludge forms into an evil clone you can make out with.

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[weaselknievel]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[moethh]

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[offshoreoilrig]

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times