Desmond Miles side blog

I asked Jamie for my own space. so here I am!

[cipherbartender]

Hi there. Desmond Miles here! I hope all is well. Borrowing Jamie's phone to make this account. Since this is the pinned post couple of things, I will have the asks open but we are doing something a bit fun. You get to order drinks from me.

Drink menu for “Hey Bartender”

Shirley Templar (Identifying as either an assassin or Templar.)

Rum (Pirate related/Edward)

Long Island Iced Tea (Information pertaining to his time in New York)

Bourbon Neat (His time on the farm)

Godfather (Ezio)

Arak (Altaïr)

Firewater (Rathnhtonké:ton)

Whiskey on the rocks (Haytham)

Captain Isabella’s Black Lemonade (Anything pertaining to Jamie)

Rum and Coke (personal questions for Desmond)

Lyruim Shot (Dungeons and Dragons and Dragon Age)

Simply select your drink and I will provide a bit of information pertaining to the subject.

I.e someone orders a Rum, you will get a tid bit about Pirates, Edward Kenway or sailing in general. Sound good? Oh you need to click the Hey Bartender button for this to work.

[kkochanekk]

does your f/o have any odd useless talents ? can they wiggle their ears ? touch their nose with their tongue ???

[cipherbartender]

Does bending in weird inhuman ways count?

[piggleslovesselfshiping]

F/O imagine!

✎﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏꧁⋆𖦹🎭🎪 𖦹𐬺꧂﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏

your F/O came up to you and asked you if you wanted something awesome, you say "sure!" thinking it is gonna be jewelry or something you can show off then when your F/O finally hands you the awesome thing you realized, it is a pebble and before you can ask your F/O why, they walked off, leaving you standing there with a pebble it is a nice pebble tho

﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂃˖˳˖ ִֶָ ⋆🐖⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏🖍

[cipherbartender]

Hey, I put thought into that. Jamie likes it though.

[purr-in-ink]

If you’re also melting somewhere out there, consider this your daily dose of fan-powered emotional support. And don’t forget to stay hydrated. Happy Caturday 😽🤍

[cipherbartender]

Get that poor kitty something cold to drink and snack on.

[iures]

blackaccipiter requested more AC ↳ Well, I can’t apologize to him, but I can, I don’t know. I can try and live up to his example.

[cipherbartender]

Awww Shaun your sweet you old softie. And apology accepted.

[doomcheese]

What do you mean Lucy is a traitor and half this group is dead?  I can’t hear you over my own loud denials that any game after Brotherhood even happened.

[winterassassin1987-95]

Desmond is alive.

[cipherbartender]

Yes I am alive. I'm here.

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

What's your blorbo's opinion on physical touch?

What’s your blorbos opinion on physical touch

NO

It’s fine

Yess very clingy

they love it but they’d never admit it

they’ll bite your hand off

Voting ended onJul 5

[cipherbartender]

I'm touch starved thanks.

[snake-bite1]

Redraw of old art

[cipherbartender]

I do miss those days.

[cipherbartender]

This is my ballad to Jamie.

[superdupersillygoober]

imagine your f/o getting home late (for any reason)

you're already asleep, and holding onto this one plushie/pillow like your life depends on it. they think for a moment that you're holding it just the way you hold them/they hold you, and the thought that thinking of them helps you sleep brings a smile to their face. the smile quickly drops though, as they start to get a little jealous. they could certainly hold you better.

you spend the night being cuddled by your f/o without knowing <3

[cipherbartender]

Wha, me jealous of Jamie cuddling the body pillow cause I am working late at the bar? No. Please.

[cipherbartender]

Happy birthday Ezio! You are an amazing brother. I am grateful to have been adopted and get to be your brother.

[cipherbartender]

@winterassassin1987-95 happy birthday love. I hope you have a great day. Love, Desmond.

[cipherbartender]

Posting with permission from @winterassassin1987-95 . I love this bit of art of me and this is what I currently look like.

[snowmasscourier]

hi Rebecca 👋🏻

Hey! *looks up from her computer*. Good to see you! How have you been?

[assassinautistartist]

been busy but good,.... whatcha working on?

(Note: sorry for the late reply)

[snowmasscourier]

New update for the Animus. Shaun was able to get me some intel on the current Abstergo model, so I've been making some updates. It's become more of a guide to what not to do.....I'm trying to NOT cause harm to the people using the Animus.

*wipes the sweat from her brow with a slightly greasy hand* This will be SO cool when I'm done.

(You're fine. I'm just as bad, especially when real life is being a pain.)

[assassinautistartist]

good to know , though I'm a bit curious how did shaun got the Intel on the abstergo animus? and should people who have the right DNA for the Animus be worried?

….

should I be worried if I used the animus?

[snowmasscourier]

He did some undercover work. Higher-ups in the Templars know who he is, but lower level Abstergo workers don't know even pay him a bit of attention. Also, for a big corporation, you would think they'd focus more on preventing data leaks and teaching their employee about social engineering in hacking. Oh well....their loss.

In terms of using the Animus....look, I can't promise the thing is 100% safe. That's why me or someone else has to be monitoring you at all times, and pull you out as soon as your vitals look at all weird.

[assassinautistartist]

whoa ….good to know and will the animus user suffer the bleeding effect? Like how bad would it effect them?

*stares at the animus*

what would happen if the animus goes…BOOM?

[snowmasscourier]

.....that's why me or another operator *shushes Shaun who is correcting her grammar* monitors you in the Animus and would pull you out if they saw anything worrisome.

[assassinautistartist]

oh that’s nice, that makes me feel better to know that the Animus pulls the user out of it

[cipherbartender]

"Yeah. Speaking from experience here." Desmond piped up from another screen, actually reviewing the data from his own sessions looking for patterns.

[assassinautistartist]

Oh hi dez

*waves at him*

how did you feel after experiencing the animus though?

[cipherbartender]

"I can't tell you the number of times I have been close to collapse coming out of the Animus because the memory was that traumatic." He said turning to face you. He looks worse for wear. he is Missing part of his left arm and his left eye is gone, swen shut to prevent infection. He has nasty burns on that side.

[assassinautistartist]

damn…so hypocritical speaking I get spit out from the memory machine here if my ancestors has a traumanic memory cans what not?

*looks at the animus* what happened if you just fall asleep through it while hooked up with the animus? Sorry I’m full of questions

[cipherbartender]

"Don't be sorry. No one has asked these questions. Becs might be better equipped to answer the sleeping one, cause I have been threatened with being sedated." Desmond replied.

[assassinautistartist]

oh ...maybe I can asked her that when she isn't busy

[guyfawkesreborn]

-looks up from his work-

Desmond falls asleep in the Animus all the time. He doesn't think we notice, but we do.

[assassinautistartist]

Pffft really Shaun ? You literally threw Desmond here under the bus , next thing you’ll tell me that he drools or speaks to one of his ancestors ghosts

[cipherbartender]

"guilty on the speaking to the dead bit." Desmond admits.

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were captured by an enemy, what would their strategy be?

Escape immediately

Gather information first

Wait for rescue

Sabotage everything

Challenge and provoke the enemy

Voting ended onJun 20

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[cipherbartender]

....none of these fit what actually happened to me. Cause I did fight. But... well...

[cipherbartender]

By all accounts I should be dead. I gave my life to save humanity. Now I find myself flung way far back in the past, 70,000 years actually. I am among the ISU, turned into one of them by the future self of Vidar. It's beautiful here really. But I know it can't last. I have been spending time with Minverna and she's a lot more personable than I thought. Her holograms do not do her justice. She's smart, diligent, and actually wants a better world where ISU and Humans can live in harmony.

But disaster is coming. The solar flare and the human uprising is mere months away. We have to do something. I am unsure though as to what I can do. The humans refer to me as Idarr, god of truth, and I like it. I am by no means a god, but Idarr sounds good.

[questions-about-blorbos]

What is your Blorbo's primary source of sustenance?

Pure caffeine, spite, and sleep deprivation

An entire 5-course gourmet meal

Anything that's raw and bloody. Eaten with bare hands

Shiny rocks, dirt, or whatever they found on the carpet

Photosynthesis (they consistently forget to eat)

Voting ended onJun 24

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[cipherbartender]

Yeah that first one is me.