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Percy ▽ he/him Malewife Exclusive △ 34 ▽ 18+ △ header by: @8pxl

[4sandwich]

witch hat atelier colouring yay yay yay

ive been a fan since 2021 so seeing the anime makes me so happy :')

[toshio]

the MOST iconic 20 seconds of any anime dub i’ve ever experienced

[misfit-freaks]

EVEN THE FUCKING MUSIC OH MY LORD

[femmeslash]

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

[femmeslash]

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

[the most violently 1980s synthesizer sting i have ever heard]

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[hollyevolving]

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

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[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[orcaking]

Leather and Steel 🗡️🖤

(available as stickers via patreon through september 2025)

[ID: Digital illustration of a nude trans masculine person, cropped from thigh to neck. They are posed head on, one hand resting on the strap of a black leather strap-on harness. The other hand is holding the hilt of a sword, pointing down. They have top surgery scars, body hair, and a bandaid on their thigh for their T-shot. They are framed in thorny vines, with some 6 pointed stars around them. The background and figure are both a ochre yellow, with black lineart offset by red. /. End ID]

[thesunxlx]

Coming out (2026)

read about this illustration shop + commission enquiries + snail mail + more

[livingchancy]

we all know the x-files pilot is insane and one of my favorite insane things about it is mulder (understandably) initially being concerned scully is just being sent by the government to spy on him, because you think to yourself, oh surely this will be a longstanding conflict and she will slowly have to earn his confidence, considering that his entire life’s work is built on his fundamental distrust of the authority that sent her. but all she has to do is say “no i swear i’m not you have to believe me :(” and bat her eyelashes and he’s immediately like god you’re so right you would never lie to me i’m going to tell you my entire life story and deepest trauma NOW. they’ve known each other 4 hours btw

[mayakern]

Socks! Socks! Socks! Everybody! 🧦 No explanation needed. Shop here: https://store.mayakern.com/collections/socks

[i-am-a-stupid-robot]

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'JK Rowling posted upskirt photos of a woman on Twitter' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

No one doing this should be allowed to call themselves a feminist.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

[solarishashernoseinabook]

Let's not beat around the bush: Children's author JK Rowling sexually harassed someone. In some jurisdictions, this would count as sexual abuse. JK Rowling has committed a sex crime against a woman and fell back on the old rape apologist standby of "she was asking for it".

I hope your nostalgia is worth it

[armadillorollup]

in honour of wolvie returning to the big screen here's a fond childhood memory

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[torturelabyrinth]

i found the absolute hottest take of 2017

[hyumjim]

NO

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Me: feeds my hermit crabs bc I enjoy the hobby of their husbandry

Someone who got all their feminist theory from Tumblr: actually you’re doing that because of the patriarchy and it’s unpaid emotional labor :/ liberate yourself :/

[pangur-and-grim]

@whomever tf wrote that text, I’m truly sorry that your cats don’t love you

[meow-of-cathulhu]

It’s now problematic.. to like cats…?

[the-golden-ghost]

I read the article and apparently this person genuinely thinks cats have the foresight and mental capacity to manipulate people?

[aerialsquid]

We love cats because we understand something doesn’t need to obey us to love us. If we’re going to go all feminist about the situation.

[ciravaesthetic]

Earlier today, I fed our 3 Siberians, and Rodimus (aka Bubby) finished his lunch, wandered the kitchen, and when I clocked back in at my desk, I heard him elephant-stomp upstairs and make loud high-pitched kitten cries, because my husband was also still at work, and the office door was closed. He is 10 years old and he was making pathetic baby meows because he couldn't find Daddy and he was upset about it.

He does this daily. Usually more than once.

[ciravaesthetic]

Wikipedia: "The author of Witch Hat Atelier was heavily influenced by Alphons Mucha"

Me, intensely jealous of the hands: "That is unsurprising"

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying