Dirt Grub

I drink it every morning so I can fight like a crow

[solofonn-deactivated20190513]

human brain: im angry

gorilla brain: hit something

chimpanzee brain: scream

orangutan brain: sit in silent contempt and eat fruit

[catgirlbulge]

gorillaz brain: feel good

[egberts]

me trying to get my cat to come snuggle with me

[fruitsoftheweb]

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

[hollowtones]

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

[authenticstains]

[super-affection]

[cursedcatimages]

This is unbelievably cursed

[glumshoe]

fuck this hotel blanket in particular

[sirduke]

What the fuck am I looking at

[glumshoe]

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

[anarchblr]

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

[gecsplaining]

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[thekingandqueenofcheese]

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

[atheist-xmas]

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

[gfhunklescalendar]

The 2019 Gravity Falls Hunkles Calendar (print version) is now available for pre-order on Etsy! 

The 2019 Gravity Falls Hunkles Calendar features art from 15 amazing artists. The calendars will be 12"x12", saddle-stitched with a hole for hanging, and are printed on glossy paper. I will ONLY be doing a run of 500 print calendars, so when they’ve sold out, I will not be doing another print run! 

Fully Clothed Old Men 2: Electric Boogaloo features art and holidays to reflect our charity, The National Park Foundation. Each month features a pic of Stan and Ford enjoying (or not enjoying) the Great Outdoors. Additionally, the calendar grid pages all feature national park establishment dates and an illustration of a national park in the background. The calendar also contains standard US and international holidays, some nerdy holidays, plus key birthdays and events related to Gravity Falls! It is also totally SFW!

I am funding the printing for the calendars with the pre-sale money, so please be patient with the shipping/delivery time. I hope to start sending out calendars by the end of Sept/beginning of October, but of course I’ll keep you all posted with updates and info on this blog.

You should find that the Etsy shop will automatically figure out shipping costs for you, once you put in your address. Please, please make sure you enter your complete address correctly! I had some addresses last time that were missing important information like the house number! 

PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT HERE!!

Payment methods available are PayPal and credit card.

This is a charity project, and all proceeds will go to the National Park Foundation. *Cover art by @infriga*

[tatatatath]

[mysillycomics]

[pissvortex]

[avvocarlo]

Man Child with another classic 

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

i follow this subreddit called r/chairsunderwater the whole sub is just chairs underwater its a great experience 

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

just some lads 

[gharibajameel]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[horrorofthebeast]

next i will turn into a big house, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

[horrorofthebeast]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.