Sleep Deprived and Ambrosial

        What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in...

[thebiclub-deactivated20231228]

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

[emperorclaudiusofficial]

[tactfullyinappropriate]

It's like we all collectively forgot as a society that friendship and just connection in general takes effort. Even if you meet someone you immediately click with, it takes hanging out about 20 times (!) to become friends. And guess what, some of those 20 meetings might be awkward or unimpressive.

We all want to reap the benefits (having a friend circle, having a partner, getting married) without doing the work (going to events, interacting with people, learning to handle conflict maturely, dating). Myself included. If I could, I'd never leave the house or go on another mediocre date again... except, that's part of the process.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, the cure to the loneliness epidemic is touching some grass and building tolerance for tedious in-person interactions.

[cirquedumagic53]

I feel like all I ever do is think. I think and worry about the future and then the future becomes the present or the past. Then I think about the past. I think about all the fun I used to have on this website while I was living in a home I felt so trapped in, but now I'm an adult and I don't live in that home. But I still feel trapped because most of the relationships I had back then that helped me survive are just completely eroded. It's really sad that those relationships will never be what they once were and are now something completely different, even though there are "artifacts" from that time period. Like, I still have access to my friend's tumblr and I see their posts from 2013, 2014, etc. I still have posts from that time on my profile, pictures in my storage, memories in my head. But I can't revive the relationships back to how they were. What's worse is I think about all of the videos and photos I've lost.

Lol I remember a time I would film fun videos with my siblings and my friends on my computer. Then my parents pawned my computer without letting me know, so I went years thinking that it was my fault that I lost my videos. To be honest, maybe I wanted to keep them because videos feel more tangible than memories, so somehow it would feel like I could go back in time in a way and be 13 again. I have so many of my journals from that time, but I only ever journaled when I was sad, whereas I'd make videos when I was having fun being a kid.

I wish that there was a way to re-enjoy my childhood now that I'm not so dissociated from it. During my childhood, I wasn't fucking there. And now, I'm left with the yearning to just experience it again without abuse in the equation. Cause if there was never any abuse, maybe the relationships from my childhood could have remained intact well into adulthood.

[theproblematicblogger]

[loish]

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃

[cigz]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[hsperson]

“I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more.”

— Michelle K., I Know I Deserve More  (via embracingwild)

[cirquedumagic53]

how hard do I have to cry for God to hear and do something

[thesituation]

the senate is lying to us

[thesituation]

i was really high attempting to reference this tweet but reading it back the next day just sounds like fucking qanon sorry

[ruinpowder]

[officialfemme]

things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

[pinktwink]

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

[markvomit]

Mark Vomit (2020)

[dragkingandreweldritch]

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Mark Vomit appears to be what Banksy wishes he was

[vetyr]

Colors vs Final Illustration <3

I wanted to give folks here a heads up that I've deleted my Redbubble account (they added a crappy fee structure + they've never been good at paying artists fairly), so if you want prints you should use my Inprnt. Thanks!

Commissions are currently open; email at [email protected] for inquiries.

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?

[beardedmrbean]

reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately. Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years

[mornington-the-crescent]

They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.

They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.

[anotherdayofdrudgery]

[animentality]

[realanimalfacts]

4. All cats know each other personally.

[submitted by @eggl-rd]