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Whatever I want

[mutablerising]

eyebrow

perfect brow tutorial | alexis kaymor

how to use dipbrow | thomasadrianna *

how i fill in my eyebrows | genamourr

eyeliner

easy eyeliner | kaushal beauty

perfect winged eyeliner (new technique) | eimear mcelheron

bold

grunge glam holiday | carli bybel *

the nudes tutorial | stillglamorus

doll eyes with dark plum lips | lauren curtis

makeup tutorial for black woman with dark skin | dark-skinned divas *

african blue smokey eye | pretty1234me *

date night makeup + hair/outfit | lovemelisamichelle *

wedding makeup tutorial | fatiha rouf * 

ombre lip | glambymelitv

simple

natural prom makeup | lauren curtis

kylie jenner inspired | kaushal beauty *

lana del rey makeup | maya mia

makeup for fair skin | lauren curtis

simple everyday makeup | lizlizlive *

why & how to contour | missy lynn *

highlight, contour, and foundation for dark skin | chanel boateng *

go-to fall makeup | rhaeaestelle

winter/holiday makeup | nathalie paris

makeup tutorial | acacia brinley [part 2 here]

acne

how to cover acne/blemishes | lauren curtis

how to get clear skin, remove acne, dark circles | farahdhukai *

acne coverage foundation routine | iheartmakeup92

acne coverage foundation routine | omabelle tv *

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

When are we going to start teaching kids that it’s okay to disagree with adults? That it’s okay to demand respect from them and that them being younger doesn’t mean they deserve to get treated like shit just because adults are “always right”? When are we gonna start doing that?

[queen-baelin]

yes, but i gotta add:: when are we going to start telling adults that kids should be allowed to disagree with them? when are we going to teach adults that a kid disagreeing with them isn’t disrespect? when are we going to tell them that adults gotta apologize to kids when they make a mistake? when are we gonna tell them that kids should be treated with respect, despite the young age? when are we going to tell them that there’s no problem if kids start questioning adults & that they should do so?

[0-memento-mori-0]

I’m a grown woman paying my own bills and my mother still calls it disrespect when I disagree with her and tells me that I’m not “on the same level as her”, because she’s the parent

Give you’re children some Fucking respect back

[colorsinfilm]

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ampervadasz]

[mousenemy]

Big fucking boy!!!

[candiikismet]

What breed is this!!! I LOVE HIM!

[cloudfreed]

he’s a tibetan mastiff! also he’s blonde

this big boy looks huge because, well, he is. but he’s also extremely FLUFFY. judging by the military uniforms and the “no photography” sign, he must be in a military K9 unit. and it takes three (four?) people to groom him!!!

dogs like this are huge and fluffy because they were bred to protect livestock from predators! the hair helps to prevent bites and scratches from wolves and bears! this big boy’s parents were probably equally fluffy! 

[kimbasprite]

Somebody kill me

Each Jenny has a different symbol on their hat

And I don’t know which one to do for my cosplay…

[atopfourthwall]

…Holy crap, how did I never notice this before?

[darkpuck]

So THAT’S how Brock knows!

[kimbasprite]

All the Joy’s are different, too. Their crosses are each different colors.

[kimbasprite]

#I thought the Nurse Joy one only happened recently though #like in the new seasons

Nope. While blue and pink repeated a few times, generally each Joy had a different color city to city.

These are all from season 1 & 2 Nurse Joys.

[miloucomehome]

Oh good god.

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

holy fucking shit how did no one else notice this it’s been like tEN FUCKING YEARS

[multiverseofmischief]

Welp, I just learned something new. And I was in this fandom for 13 years.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Still unsure if white privilege exists? This should clear it up.

[sex-and-metaphors-deactivated20]

she literally tried to deal drugs to the cops I just.. fucken.. WHAT 

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

He didn’t arrest her he warned her it was illegal….. Warned !!!!!!! Wtfffffffffffffffffff

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[dankmemeuniversity]

[smooththegoofyshark]

The reason it’s called French Toast is absolutely ridiculous and I’m so mad rn about the story

[smooththegoofyshark]

Okay so, Basically the story is that French toast was coined in 1724, by an illiterate innkeeper in Albany New York, Who was named Joseph French

IT’S named French Toast because when Joseph FRENCH STARTED SELLING IT the sign instead of saying French’s Toast- because he was illiterate- said French Toast.

And THAT IS WHY IT’S CALLED FRENCH TOAST AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Are you fucking kidding me

[smooththegoofyshark]

I TOLD Y'ALL IT WAS RIDICULOUS

[maxofs2d]

We call it “pain perdu” in French; “lost bread”.

[warframe]

the french really know how to party

[powerfulwizard]

Please stop breeding :) faces, they might be cute but they have trouble breathing. Please consider the :-) breed or the :^) breed instead. They have the same temperament as the :) breed but with none of the breathing problems.

[official-venom-snake]

Every time I see this I get the inability to read past “please stop breeding :)” and recoil a little bit in the shock from that

[ellysaria]

[itsjustfrank]

“Which I measured with my rulers”

[wrathofthestag]

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

[roboticonography]

My friend’s four-year-old put on a backyard puppet show for me, the sole audience member.

Halfway through the show, she asked me if I liked it, and I replied, “I can’t wait to see what happens next! I’m on the edge of my seat!”

Hearing this, she carefully put down her puppets, came over to where I was sitting, and explained, “You can use the whole seat. It’s more comfy.”

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[pajjorimre]

[michaelnothing]

I LOVE HIM.

[remanedur]

prophunt

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF

[klubbhead]

[anchovy-official]

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

[tokai-teio]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

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