There are only Demons and Fiends here

Spiritually lobotomised. Filled with something sinister.

[fairycosmos]

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[64mpg]

i’m in a bad mood please pray for my victims and their families

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[cute-catts]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

finally a video you can unmute

[basketcat]

i love yugioh

[big-green-wall]

My love for Thomas the green moray eel who lives at the New England Aquarium continues and grows and knows no bounds. He is my muse. This is a plow book I made featuring my guy for my art books class, I love how I can fold him up in many funky ways

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[theghostofbean]

Huge fan of fictional guys for whom there is no hope

[kosmogrl]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[mynameisfungus]

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

[nonbinary-bosmer]

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[triffids]

[signorformica]

A jealous wife murders her husband’s young mistress, cuts off her genitalia and serves them to him for dinner: another of the gruesome ukiyo-e (“pictures of the floating world”) by Utagawa Yoshiiku, published (and censored by the authorities of Imperial Japan) in the Osaka Daily newspaper in 1875. University of Tokyo Study Library III • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB