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Writer. Always tired. Old. + Header image by badookie + find me on bsky @adelaiderowan

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Mood.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[quietwingsinthesky]

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

[quietwingsinthesky]

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[victusinveritas]

[razielim]

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

[theriverbeyond]

HIGHLY recommended putting a pillow in the backseat of your car because today i took a 45 minute long nap during my lunch break. when i returned i learned my boss had been running around all lunch looking for me to ask me a work question and i had inadvertently avoided All That by being unconscious in the parking lot #winning

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[bruzum]

[brainstreams]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[writingdose]

insane to me how to, some people, this is not a common sense

[wanderintofics]

Batman trying to look stoic in an alley while a stray cat flops over his boots and starts playing with his cape

[berdymane]

[emperor-gaozu-of-han]

This “reading” thing is fascinating…listening to other people’s perspectives deepens the human experience and could inform my benevolent rule!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

#unreality

[king-sejong-the-great]

No, no, wait a minute. I think he might have a point here.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

블로그 삭제!!!!!!

[king-sejong-the-great]

You're right! A phonemic alphabetic syllabary based on the actual pronunciation of the words in the language used is certainly a much more conducive way of encouraging literacy among the greater population, allowing the common folk to express (in writing) concepts and terms which the written ideograms of the great Middle Kingdom are not well-suited for (given the great differences in our languages)!

Such increased literacy would allow even the common folk of our kingdom to read the great works of the Confucianists, thus promoting loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!

I'll have my scholars get to work on it right away!

[swordsman-jing-ke]

LOL it seems we have met the anti-qin shi huang

I was going to cherrypick some highlights out of king sejong’s wikipedia to make him look good, but it turns out its basically all highlights

created think tanks and research grants for doctors and scholars

created an alphabet for the korean people that is easier to write AND better suited to the language.

disseminated ideas by establishing schools, cultural institutions, innovations the the printing press, and the preservation of rare books, leading to a flourishing of art, culture, and intellectual thought

elevated marginalised classes

created policies for the humane treatment of prisoners

forbade imprisonment of people over 70 or under 15

maternity AND paternity leave

also did i mention he was taking steps to ease his son into politics and ensure a smooth transition of power, while he was still alive to do so?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS

LOOK! he failed to totally unify the coinage! AND HE STOLE MY DESIGN!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAILURE YOU’RE OWNED YOU’RE SO OWNED

[strike-the-zither]

um -_- his face is literally on the money -_-

[qin-shi-huang-di]

DELETE YOUR FUCKING BLOGS

[its-not-a-pen]

FINISH HIM!!!!!

the old ipad's karked it for good this time: here's a sketchbook drawing instead

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[scaredysap]

she's learnt about the hardships of the current job market