Sigbjørn Obstfelder Fanblogg

here for the memes

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[gxnya]

almost all of new moon could’ve been avoided if when edward was mid breakup speech bella just like.......rolled her eyes and marched back inside lmao. he’d absolutely follow her there’s no way THE drama king would leave without saying the lines he’s been rehearsing in his bedroom for days. at that point she should’ve just gone about her day, interrupting him with random, mindless chatter every time he opens his mouth like

edward: bella please im trying to tell you som-

bella, not looking up from her book: you know what i’ve always wanted to try? skydiving.

edward:

[ivare-enim-euge]

Arguing with an Aries

[fullmoons-bloodtypes]

Every time I watch twilight I weep over the fact they had the cullens eye color perfect. And then they decided to give them neon fucking lemon contacts in the next several films and obviously that’s suspicious like c’mon. They were more subtle in twilight but still alluring and they ruined their look who do I have to fight?!

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Spot the difference

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[babyanimalgifs]

i have so many questions

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

[politijohn]

Stay inside

Stay inside

Stay inside

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

[deep-dark-fears]

My work is never done. A fear submitted by Alyssa to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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[kristina100000]

[fallingtowers]

i could write this out as sheet music

[fallingtowers]

like this

[fheyiibannannie]

A 1D IG Live but four hours of them just roasting each other 👀

[astrolocherry]

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[flannelshirtvampire-deactivated]

Poor innocent 14-year-old baby seth clearwater listening to edward and jacob fight over pussy from outside that tent in eclipse