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had to share this
In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice
I want a pangolin Pokémon :(
i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type
This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite
the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius
the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.
Or what you are going to be a genius about.
You have a big work project?
Nah. You're now a genius at making boardgames. For 7 hours.
you're so right hen
Who Gets Out Of The Death Arena Alive?
Hannibal Lecter (NBC's Hannibal)
Steven Universe (Steven Universe)
get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me
I love how all the notes are like "one of these is Just A Guy and the other one is a monster-fighting superhero with alien magic powers"
I think Steven would kill him but like. on accident. He’s not very used to fighting enemies that can’t recover from almost any wound. After, he would be left with the moral dilemma of whether he should bring him back to life though.
Gravity Fowls ,,,,,
White people can’t have dreads!
They just can’t! This isn’t even an opinion it’s a fact! Look:
Dreads:
Shit white people do:
Like let’s be honest, do those look ANYTHING alike? No? Didn’t think so🤷🏾♀️😂
I know they won’t stop doing this appropriative shit even though it doesn’t compare in any way to the real thing and white people just shouldn’t do it from a moral/ethical viewpoint but they will continue to so here’s the deal.
We’re no longer calling that shit white people do dreads, from now on when white people try (and fail) to imitate dreads they’ll be called matts.
Because it literally looks like they matted their hair together with glue to make grinch fingers sprout out they heads lol.
So one more time
Dreads^^^
Matts^^^
Live it, learn it, love it👌🏾
Thanks for coming to me TED talk
Just to add, it doesn’t “look like” matted hair, white people “dreadlocks” ARE MATTED HAIR. Which is extremely unsanitary and damaging to the hair.
Rt. White “dreads” cant be washed and cant be removed. Our hair DOES NOT do that (and neither did Celtic hair before y'all try to say “b b b but the irish!” that was braids boys). White mats are the result of not washing or maintaining the hair and are extremely damaging. They’re about the polar opposite of actual dreadlocs.
“B b b but the irish!” There were more to the Celtics than the Irish. The Welsh and the Scots have depictions of both dreads and braids in their history. As do many other non-African cultures, for example in Ancient Greece, some of the earliest depictions of dreads date back to 3600 BC, with artwork and references to “snake-like hair.”
Stop telling people what they can and can not do. I’m not ranting at people for wearing Roman Outfits on Halloween, or these “Neo-Pagans” for having gender-specific sects.
I’m an archeologist and I’ve specifically studied hairstyles from around the world. There are zero depictions of Celtic peoples with dreadlocks. There ARE depictions of Celtic peoples with braids and glibbe (the Celtic matted hairstyle which is basically bowl cut with the hair over the forehead longer and that longer forehead hair matted into a single beaver tail mass).
The 3600 bc represententions you are likely referring to are not actually Greek in origin and they don’t represent dreadlocks, they represent coiled curly hair. At that time, Minoans braided and curled their hair, they did not matt it. It wasn’t until ~530 that we see statues that people uneducated on Greek traditions assume are dreadlocks, in part because many of the kouros statues are damaged. More well preserved kouros statues clearly show that the hair is curls, not dreadlocks. This would also be supported by the fact that at the time, Greek men had rituals of combing and oiling their long hair. Also, it’s often believed these kouros statues represent Apollo, which was never described or represented at any point with matted hair.
The “snake like hair” reference was actually written about the Germanic peoples by Romans. At the time, the accepted hairstyle for Roman men was short hair, so the “snakes” is either referring to the Germanic practice of braiding the hair and then encasing it in protective mud for battle, or to the fact that Germanic men at the time had very long hair compared to the Romans. There’s also the additional fact that the ancient Romans are well known for exaggerating or lying about their enemies in war, so it’s important to take their statements with a grain of salt.
Stop spreading misinformation and falsehoods. Stop speaking from ignorance.
mediterranean archaeologist here, seconding everything said above ^^^
And before anyone else says the V word – VIKINGS DID NOT HAVE DREADLOCKS. Thank you for coming to my condensed Ted Talk.
Last note: AMONG the ancient Mediterranean cultures are folks from whom modern Greeks, Italians, and EGYPTIANS are descended. Considering what kind of sea faring, trading cultures all the Mediterranean folks were-and-are, if there IS a statue or other art of what could arguably be dreads? The person it’s of is probably EGYPTIAN. Which is to say OF THE AFRICAN CONTINENT. And Western archaeology is undeniably hella racist. Y'all, ancient Egyptians almost certainly came in all shades of brown and black.
Like, Jesus was a brown man too. While I’m iconoclasting.
Self reblog!
Sea people
Hmngh... watercolor
Tea Gown
c. 1891-1893
Label: D. Kemp & Son / Glasgow
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タマムシ(Jewel beetle)
Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki
All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!
“oh no, my audience has begun to guess the big twists of my story and are accurately predicting what will happen!”
incorrect response: write the rest of the story to be as twisty, shocking and counter to expectations as possible, regardless of whether this is a logical or satisfying way for the plot to go
correct response:
can someone elaborate on the “make hoax” and “post angry tweet about “leak”“ part. i’m stupid and don’t understand things
sure!
(you’re not stupid. I posted this thinking it would amuse a handful of mutuals who all knew the context and that would be about it, so I didn’t think about providing any other explanation. I had no idea it would spread this far.)
I’ll start from the very beginning just to be thorough. so this is Alex Hirsch, creator and head writer of Gravity Falls, a show which had a big focus on mystery, conspiracies, codes and ciphers, etc. the whole plot is kicked off by one of the main characters finding a mysterious old journal in the woods, which detailed all kinds of weird and supernatural things, but then ended abruptly with the author saying they had to hide the journal because they were being watched. the central driving mystery of the show, therefore, was the question of who wrote the journal and what happened to them.
now, the thing about Gravity Falls is that, while it must be said that the writers weren’t always quite as sure of their plans as we tend to like to think they are, it is very much a fair play mystery, with legitimate clues to what was going on. but the writers were caught off guard by how quickly the show attracted a dedicated audience, including a lot of people outside the primary presumed demographic, who started solving the clues faster than expected. so some of the fans were able to correctly guess who the author was before it was revealed in the show, and the theory started spreading. this put the writers in something of a panic, because this was THE mystery that the whole story revolved around, with ¾ of the show building up to the dramatic reveal in the middle of season 2. they wanted it to be a mystery that could be figured out, sure, but they weren’t prepared for people to solve it so far in advance of when it was planned to be revealed, which would have really taken away from the big moment. they weren’t going to change the main story itself, but having been caught unaware by how much attention the fans were paying, they wanted to up the ante and make the mystery more complex to solve going forward–but first they needed to buy some time and throw the fandom off the scent for a little longer.
hence, Alex’s plan as described above. they whipped up a fake shot that appears to give away the identity of the author as being another character in the show, put it on a screen in the studio as if it was a real animation frame, took a picture of it, and ‘leaked’ it online. it was initially decided to be a hoax (albeit, I think, presumed to be a hoax originating from outside the production team), until Alex posted this tweet:
…before quickly deleting it (though not so quickly that it didn’t get seen, of course).
it worked well enough to distract most people for a while, and wasn’t revealed as a hoax until a year later, when an episode aired that definitively proved that the supposed screenshot could never have happened, at which point Alex owned up to the whole thing as seen in the tweet above. by then the episode with the real reveal wasn’t far off, and while people did still work it out ahead of time, it was more of an “OH MY GOD I KNEW IT!” moment than a “booooooring, we’ve known that for ages” moment, which of course was what the writers wanted all along.
personally I find this a fascinating approach to dealing with the problem of spoilers, because it doesn’t affect the story itself at all; if you watch Gravity Falls today–or if you were watching it when it aired without any significant contact with the fandom–you’d never know about it. ultimately, the problem the writers were facing wasn’t that some people might guess the answer to the mystery–they never wanted to make it completely impossible to predict–so much as it was that they hadn’t designed the story to stand up to so many people working on the puzzle together, which resulted in a sort of total output of puzzle-solving ability that far outstripped the capability of any one solo human being. so their solution is something that’s very much targeted toward delaying that group problem-solving, without actually affecting the experience of any individual person watching the show.
plus, it’s very in keeping with the overall tone of the show.
and now you know!
if your audience guesses the ending of your story
don’t:
change the ending
do:
gaslight them
So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?
Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.
This one hovered around my heart for over a year <3
Inspecting my grean
Yep that's grean!
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.
The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in
Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."
Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme