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These two have the same exact deadpan delivery. to me. and I keep thinking about a crossover AU where the Batter is a Quebecois baseball player and Wayne spends every minute of shared screentime chirping the hell out of him.

Quatre vingt deez nuts, bud.

#letterkenny #off game #hello to the five other people who exist in the middle of this venn diagram I've created #I don't think Wayne could stop the Batter but sure as God's got sandals he could knock some sense into that french bastard

If the Addams Family were in the Locked Tomb, which House would they be from?

Second

Third

Fourth

Fifth

Sixth

Seventh

Eighth

Ninth

Other/Multiple Houses (list in tags)

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

#the locked tomb #tlt #gideon the ninth #addams family #polls #back on my crossover nonsense #you can blame my partner for instigating this

liartownusa

Anti-Lighthouse Matchbooks

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Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

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femme fatale as a guy

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hes gorgeous hes a disaster hes put together his male foil/counterpart is in love with him despite that obviously not being a good idea for either of them and most importantly he is occasionally covered in blood

mrspider-deactivated20221213

this post exists like a wildlife research tagging team because i see some people putting familiar names of characters like this who ive already documented but then every time i see a new name my pool grows

#I play this type of guy exclusively in every ttrpg #every single campaign I DM has a Dude Fatale NPC #he is both the fan favorite and the Most Hated Character (affectionate)

afterword

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

wahoo-shem

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

finalgirlabigailhobbs

cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

#locked tomb adjacent post

papayajuan2019

cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it

ourplague

theminecraftbee

you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

#*sidelong stare at all of the duality/sibling pair themes in my work*

thunderpibb

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

butchfagminotaur

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

grimeclown

what charaxter archetypes do you keep writing into your characters that surely say nothing about your mental state. i keep making little guys who have trouble viewing themselves as a full person and instead just fixate on the role they expect others to expect them to play.

#the main one right now is what I like to describe as “1950's housewife but a twink”#so sweet so calm so demure #but DOES have a gun and IS unhinged and WILL shoot his no good wretched ex-husband dead I swear to GOD #the other big one is guys who see themselves as monsters #but will do anything and everything to protect everyone around them

noneofthesewillbringdisaster

delighted by the discovery of the concept of "doomed by the narrative but your friends are punching the narrative in the face and you're fine now"

totalspiffage

It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.