someone save us

[woundthatswallows]

[jerseymuppet]

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

[kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231]

i still can't believe we got a movie of a batman who says shit like "they think i'm hiding in the shadows, but i AM the shadows" in his emo little diary; introduces himself as "vengeance" to the point where people call him "mr. vengeance;" he blasts nirvana, wears smeary black eyeliner, and shouts YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER at his uncle iroh figure; he eats shit jumping off of a building; he has bizarre romantic chemistry with every adult he meets despite being a total freak

like yeah!! that's my batman!! that's him!!

[kalelraejepsen-deactivated20231]

i still can't believe we got a movie of a batman who says shit like "they think i'm hiding in the shadows, but i AM the shadows" in his emo little diary; introduces himself as "vengeance" to the point where people call him "mr. vengeance;" he blasts nirvana, wears smeary black eyeliner, and shouts YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER at his uncle iroh figure; he eats shit jumping off of a building; he has bizarre romantic chemistry with every adult he meets despite being a total freak

like yeah!! that's my batman!! that's him!!

[clowniconography]

choosing to believe every single story robert pattinson tells about himself in interviews no matter what he says to contradict himself. the only time hes lying is when he says he's lying

[clowniconography]

two robert pattinsons stand before you. one always lies and the other always tells the truth. theyre not guarding a door or anything though they're just hanging out

[beardedmrbean]

[gothfiles]

sorry babe the my chemical romance shirt stays ON during sex

[cordspaghetti]

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

[fantabulisticity]

YES. I found the exact quote:

[sunfortune]

we can easily kill the profitability of this site for another 10 years all we have to do is write another cock monologue and pin it on neil gaiman this time

[killrockstar]

[deadbeatmaker]

being on tumblr with bad wifi is like seeing a picture captioned “girlboss 🥰🥰🥰” and then you wait for it to load and it’s a 50 year old man

[disgrace2chivalry]

LACERATION GRAVITY

[snurm]

While you studied the blade I studied you. Wow those lips sure do look kissable

[balzabul]

[mychemicalraymance]

knowing the timeline of gerard way’s hair color should be a symptom in the dsm. i dont know what it’s a symptom of but it’s a symptom 

[najd-social-club]

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

[normal-horoscopes]