Fantasy Junkie

  “Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”   

[xxfadingmemoriesxx-deactivated2]

RIP, Vine. You’ll be dearly missed.

Here’s just a few of my personal favorites.

[batshit-byronic]

[antoniporowski]

*INHALES* THE WONTONS

[ramendealer]

He’s helping

[aquaristlifeforme]

[charmera]

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

WHAT A CUTIE

[trashgnomesanonymous]

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Don’t bother Peanut when he’s gaming. 🔊

[idrisbr]

@toddzer1 Because you asked nicely. Last pic for awhile. Don’t want to ruin the surprise. #ShadowhuntersSeason2 #malec

[bb-gr8]

few things in my life are more frustrating than watching this creature that I’ve raised since she was a hatchling fail so monumentally at the simple act of EATING SOMETHING PLACED RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

[doeofdevotion]

she’s doing her best

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

[x-d001]

axolotls are p rad

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[percyhoneybee]

MANATEES

Originally posted by lovefloridauk

They’re just big lumps that float around the sea. They’re non-aggressive, non-territorial herbivores that spend most of their time sleeping or eating, or they might be socializing with other manatees or investigating interesting objects.

Best of all, as of this year they are no longer endangered!!

[tiny-pebble]

Maine coons!! So soft and friendly!!!

Look at these babies!!!

Majestic af!!! 

[thorinoakenshieldin221bwithlupin]

the blob fish

the Glaucus Atlanticus

Venezuelan Poodle Moth

slow loris 

[thorinobsessed]

SLOTHS

[thetenderpassion]

[maneki-kat]

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

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[wwinterweb]

PS Battle: Smiling Hippo (see 10 more)

[bluevvegas-deactivated20230701]

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

[paperstorm]

THEY FUCKING WHAT

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

[computeraidedenrichmentblog-blo]

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

[conquerorwurm]

Except in the universe where it does

[castieltherebel-deactivated2020]

i’m having an aneurysm

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[snarkyhetalian]

Caption:

Man 1: I’ve got a question for you.  What’s heavier?  A kilogram of steel?  Or a kilogram of feathers?  [clock ticking] That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: They’re both a kilogram

Man 1: But steel’s heavier than feathers.

Man 2: [chuckles] I know. But they’re both a kilogram

Man 1: What?

Man 1: That doesn’t prove anythi…, steel’s heavier than feathers.

Woman: I know, but look.  They’re both a kilogram.  Right?  So they’re the same.

Man 1: I..mean wann… look at the size of that, that’s cheating.

Man 2: Nooo, but they’re the same weight

Woman: No, but that’s a kilogram

Man 1: But steel’s heavier than feathers.

Man 1: Paul are ya gonna tell them

Man 3 (Paul): They’re right.  They’re both a kilogram

Man 1: Oh no, no.  No you no.  What is it you don’t get? [chuckles]  [I cannot understand what he says here]

Woman: Are you alright?

Man 1: I don’t get it.

Man 2: It’s alright.

Man 3 (Paul): Don’t worry about it.

Man 1: [almost inaudible] I don’t get it.

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

when some1 u love txts u

[waffleconefrappe]

[blushers]

tag yourself im the oxygen tank 

[manfuckyopride]

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING ASDSJFLWORUFJNCMSNCKV NVMDKDNLKSADFA

[tyleroakley]

i love the internet