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[teathattast]

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

[beardaxemcbreadhobnob]

decadence….

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[zeelatunes]

[x-d001]

[catasters]

[thememedaddy]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[nixon-official]

[prismatic-bell]

Listen, Nixon don't get to be mad over this when "they can't lick our Dick" was literally one of his campaign slogans AND I AM NOT JOKING.

My mom owned one of these.

There was also "I like Dick," but that one wasn't official nor is it as funny.

[rherlotshadow]

View from the glasshouse into a tunnel of 19th century-variety fruit trees

[memeikyu]

anyway fuck america and happy birthday to apollo animalcrossing 💛

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[redlipstickresurrected]

Cōngmíng aka 聪明 (Chinese) - Still Cold, Digital Art

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

kitties evolving to be cute like babies so humans give them food but they do it so well they end up even cuter now humans dont reproduce and they cause the extinction of the entire species

[pnglove]

[theonion]

Taking several minutes to fully process what was occurring, Sinclair Group, Inc. employee Carolyn Belk, 27, slowly and gradually realized this morning that her boss, Doug Fletcher, 48, was attempting to conduct a normal conversation with her. “He came in and asked me how everything was going, and then he started talking about his family’s plans for the holidays and whether I had made plans yet too and I’m thinking ‘Okay, what’s happening here? Where is this going?’” said Belk, who confirmed that it dawned on her only incrementally that Fletcher was not giving her a performance review or assigning her a task or gently reprimanding her for something she had done wrong, but was in fact trying to initiate a casual coworker-to-coworker chat.

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