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Papa V has been revealed.
Reblog to be impregnated by Satan!
anyway in case you don’t know it yet
the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays
Endless gifs of Alexei Vronsky 2/∞
the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point
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I cannot put into words how much I Fucking Loathe the fact that when you search something on youtube now it will randomly intersperse blocks of "people also watched" and "for you" into the results. That's not what I searched for, youtube. I typed in a search query because I wanted to see search results, not random unrelated garbage you have placed in my way apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games and every time I see it I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down.
"I despise your wretched little games" perfectly conveys how I feel about the entire algorithm/attention economy
God the entire idea of an "attention economy" is so fucking dystopian, but that's exactly what it is and it pains me
Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.
I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.
You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.
Co-workers at the Ambrosia Chocolate Factory described Jeffrey Dahmer as quiet and strange. He conversed with only a select few and even then didn’t say much, keeping mostly to himself. According to employee Robert Brown, Dahmer brought in his own lunch every day, which usually consisted of a can of his own coffee and peanut butter and honey sandwiches. A slightly unsettling detail that Brown noticed was that Dahmer would bring a 12-inch knife to spread the peanut butter and honey, but he didn’t worry about it because he considered the man too skinny and “harmless” to do anything with it. Another worker Rudy Bayron reported that sometimes Dahmer would argue with one of his partners who would accuse him of not doing his share of work and that he himself had caught Dahmer sleeping in the company’s break room on several occasions.
One of the few co-workers with whom Dahmer actually talked claimed that he frequently spoke of “wild weekends” in Chicago where he would spend all his money and not have enough cash to even buy cigarettes. As a day worker, the fellow employee would arrive to relieve Dahmer from his night shift, and the two would talk for a few minutes. He stated that Dahmer spoke harshly of welfare recipients because they got to sit at home while taxpayers such as himself worked at jobs they disliked only to have their money given away. Sometimes when the man came to relieve him from his shift, Dahmer would be talkative and would make “crazy statements” about what he’d done the night before. Other times, he’d be gloomy and curt: “Some mornings he’d be just facing the wall with his cigarette and his coffee. He looked like he was tired of his job. He hated it, he said.”
(Sources: Milwaukee Journal - July 24, 1991, and Milwaukee Sentinel - June 25, 1991)
Co-workers at the Ambrosia Chocolate Factory described Jeffrey Dahmer as quiet and strange. He conversed with only a select few and even then didn’t say much, keeping mostly to himself. According to employee Robert Brown, Dahmer brought in his own lunch every day, which usually consisted of a can of his own coffee and peanut butter and honey sandwiches. A slightly unsettling detail that Brown noticed was that Dahmer would bring a 12-inch knife to spread the peanut butter and honey, but he didn’t worry about it because he considered the man too skinny and “harmless” to do anything with it. Another worker Rudy Bayron reported that sometimes Dahmer would argue with one of his partners who would accuse him of not doing his share of work and that he himself had caught Dahmer sleeping in the company’s break room on several occasions.
One of the few co-workers with whom Dahmer actually talked claimed that he frequently spoke of “wild weekends” in Chicago where he would spend all his money and not have enough cash to even buy cigarettes. As a day worker, the fellow employee would arrive to relieve Dahmer from his night shift, and the two would talk for a few minutes. He stated that Dahmer spoke harshly of welfare recipients because they got to sit at home while taxpayers such as himself worked at jobs they disliked only to have their money given away. Sometimes when the man came to relieve him from his shift, Dahmer would be talkative and would make “crazy statements” about what he’d done the night before. Other times, he’d be gloomy and curt: “Some mornings he’d be just facing the wall with his cigarette and his coffee. He looked like he was tired of his job. He hated it, he said.”
(Sources: Milwaukee Journal - July 24, 1991, and Milwaukee Sentinel - June 25, 1991)
Humans never change; my favorite examples
Graffiti uncovered from Pompeii that literally just says “I fucked a girl here” (in so many words)
The fact that the name “Yucatan” possibly translates as “I don’t know what you’re saying” because the Natives had no clue what Spanish was
A ruling Spaniard once asked an ancient MezoAmerican to write something in his native language. It took hundreds of years to decipher it after the language was all but lost, but when we finally read it, it just said “I don’t want to do this”
That graffiti in the Hagia Sophia that says “Halfdan wrote this”
This Ancient Mosaic, meaning “Be cheerful, live your life”
This adorable picture of a Victorian couple trying not to laugh while getting their photographs taken:
King Tut’s duck tunic
Everything about Ea-nasir
Mesopotamian Break-Up Letter that says “News has reached me via the Upper Euphrates that you were visiting with my childhood friend Nisaba. I am devastated by this betrayal, as you are one of my favorite concubines. You have until the end of the month to pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god.”
Evidence in Prehistoric Civilizations of tribes caring for the Disabled. One story shows a young disabled woman who died of a tooth infection because her family fed her too many dates, spoiling her to make her feel better. Here's a better video on the subject
The first recorded Meme, used in WW2, Kilroy was Here. People would graffiti this so much that the Nazi's wondered if Kilroy was some kind of famous spy
And probably more that I can't think of right now :)
Feel free to add your own
Imagine working at Marvel and when someone ask you what you do you have to tell them your job is to basically edit out Marvel actors’ d—
misha logging on to see everyone congratulating him and calling him a bisexual icon
I feel asleep while looking at the origins of some memes and my mind came up with this in my dreams: