KOᑎᑎIᑕᕼIᗯᗩ, ᗰIᒪᗩᗪY.

23//trying my best

[guooey]

[catasters]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[zhinico]

the future is now

[processintegrated]

[helila]

happy bday naruto

[funny-ape]

Happy birthday naruto

[hannahlockillustration]

Small Baker.

[justcatposts]

game time (via: @brittanynlau)

[lifeinlowkey]

You coward, you ended the video early because you didn’t want to admit defeat.

[theitalianscrub]

A crushing victory

[squided]

i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and

i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly

[one-in-lemillion]

You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

[doremiduck]

[jklmarco]

[carcinogeneticst]

I 100% think that if you went inside, you would walk into a normal sized one. It would be seemingly normal, with everyday employees and shoppers. And you’d wander around and almost forget the weird beginning of this adventure, buy a DVD, and then step back out into this field.

[ecokitti]

IT’S HIS TIME

[memewhore]

[niggazinmoscow]

This thread!

[everythingfox]

Angy

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[omofish]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[dustinteractive]

Fun fact: Grocery stores do this so you spend more time and money in the store. Nobody is your friend.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite burner on the stove, you get angry when the supermarket rearranges things, and you have a very strong opinion about the hierarchy of different types of apples.

[hiqueenmabs-deactivated20220819]

Honeycrisp or die by my sword

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The Granny Smithsonians are a proud folk, and we do not run from a fight.

[injuries-in-dust]

Source: Instagram

[pissbunn]

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[bogleech]

They’re also chordates, like us vertebrates! Their embryos have basically the same anatomy as ours, but the notochord, the part that becomes our spinal column, just remains a notochord until they’re ready to become a jelly bag forever. Then they digest the notochord as well as their own brain because they won’t need either of them.

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

So fucking jealous right now these little bastards get to just live their best life meanwhile I gotta drive 40 miles to work each morning and pay taxes

[melodyofthevoid]

:O

[artimu5-is-odd]

[jothstrap]

my friend Alicia made this video to show you the correct way to pronounce "axolotl"! it's a Nahuatl word that gets mispronounced so often, often for puns right here on tumblr dot com, so I wanted to share this with you all because it's important to respect Indigenous languages. you can find her artwork here!