wasteland.

[pivotpivotpivot-archive]

I WANNA QUIT THE GYM

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[thebestoftumbling]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[theflashdaily]

[weloveshortvideos]

[uenzude-chan-blog]

Where I get me a man like this???

[airframeextender]

check the morgue on the fifth of july

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

yo when he lands a solid punch on one tho

[dracoharry]

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[bansheeandahunter-deactivated20]

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

[raakellars]

Re-blog now, read later.

[reflectingblue-deactivated20210]

“Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

[carnelianfoxx]

me: hey kids you want a tarot card reading

kids: these are pokemon cards

me: you get a bidoof it means fuck you

[j4xxx]

[ckpham]

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

[ruinedchildhood]

[hannahhillam]

QUEEN OF BLANKETS