(chirping noise) @claire-bird - Tumblr Blog

i dont think ill delete this account i just dont have any reason to use it now

i think everybody else who still wants to talk to me somehow has another way to do it

and if you dont i dont know send me an ask or something and i’ll try to hand you my discord or twitter or something

besides that. i don’t know what besides that.

(i may have hit a button on accident)

(. why was i not following that person i’m confused)

claire-bird

wd gaster

wd faster

wd fastest

and then he’s gone

#i was at my peak shitpost a year ago

me: yeah i could die tonight and not care

nintendo conference: casually announces a port of both disgaea 5 complete and FUCKING NO MORE HEROES 3

me: nevermind the dying

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has snatch steal been done yet?

Not yet, but here you go!

Snatch Steal with Googly Eyes

#it's beautiful #i'm so happy

bidoof

i feel like all the criminally unfunny hyperbanksy social commentary in gtav is the price it pays in exchange for otherwise being such a massive and ambitious game

yugirimistwalker

i think the disparity between how ambitious the game is and how fucking awful the humor is can be summed up with two facts about the game

1. there is a dynamic stock exchange market that you can influence for your own gain by targeting and hijacking/destroying trucks that bear a companies branding

2. said stock exchange market is called BAWSAQ

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son-of-rap-bear

It doesn’t end there:

funimationentertainment

another addition

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do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

eroscestlavie

oh my god

#drugs m /#this is one of my favorite posts

if you liked it i’m not mad i’m just really confused

callout post for claire claire-bird

really, really, honestly, fucking hated captain america: civil war

shinjixv

HOLY SHIT TRACER IS CANON GAY

transgooglesearches

can people use my preferred pronouns as a christmas gift

acepresso

Proposal: Bring back “rustled jimmies” and use that instead of making shitty “triggered” jokes

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also proposing this, not just because the triggered thing is disgustingly offensive to anyone who actually experiences mental illness or emotional trauma, but because i’m pretty sure we can all agree that “that really rustled my jimmies” sounds infinitely funnier than “that really Triggered™ me”