I Love A Lot Of Things. But I Hate Bananas.

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[mens-rights-activia]

[bendi-and-bucci-deactivated2023]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[davepetasprites]

[invalleumbraemortis]

I hate this so much 😂

[cozybug-deactivated20231208]

If there are trees you aren’t alone

[hiccupsfreckles]

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning

[oswednesday]

#that’s entirely up to the trees

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[swarnpert]

[sees a dog] [gentle gasp]

[guiltygirl]

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[hahshbsdisksnjsjsjebsdeactivated]

@thisishangingrockcomics

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

Farm equipment association going hard w the truisms

[aceanarchist-archives-blog]

This is the most southern gothic thing I have fucking seen

[nikkalick]

The Fates but instead of three old ladies they’re the McElroy brothers

[jungwildeandfree]

“This curse of the gods can never be undone!”

“…unless.”

“…….unless…”

[swanofmischief]

Wait but if we go in order

Justin is the one measuring our thread (ok)

Travis is the one weaving it (comforting)

And Griffin is cutting it (terrifying)

[nikkalick]

Griffin is the most chaotic of the brothers. He’s the only one who could wield that kind of power my good dude

[incorporealbastard]

Griffin, about to end my time on this earth: UHHHSNYYYYYUUUP

[vaporwavesimulator]

*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

[wussy-agitation-deactivated2020]

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

[charlesoberonn]

Ahead of their time

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[climbingouttathehole]

OOP! 😂

[stuart-townsend]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

[goawfma]

like bruh??? it ain’t other shit to do 

[cvncercrew]

ooooOOOOOHOOHOOOOHOooo he’s in a little cAR

[ythok]

Ay, Goofy’s a pokemon fan.

[fuckyahumor]

omg i want one

[whitepeopletwitter]