BEAUTIFUL DISASTER.

We're all just hoping that one day we'll have our shit together. Nobody has it figured out.

[tinderventure]

When your own message hits too close to home

[books-read-in-nooks]

“You better not have bought any new books.”

me:

[anxietyproblem]

[quotableswanqueen]

Regina, yelling across the hallway: MILLS!

Emma: SWAN!!

Regina: MILLS!!

Emma: SWAN!!

Regina: MILLS!!

Snow: Wait, why are they both shouting their own last names?

Zelena, without looking up from her phone: They’re fighting over which one to use when they get married.

Snow: Why don’t they hyphenate?

Emma, after being quiet a while: SWAN - MILLS!

Regina: MILLS - SWAN!

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[sa2ha]

me: i reject materialism. Im literally not buying anything ever again as it cannot make me happy. what i own should not define me

a tshirt with like idk a tiny strawberry on it: 🍓 :)

me: well i absolutely must have this or i will literally die in agony.

[rhv]

the four stages of sleep ft. hecules the cat 

[ourqueertardis]

family members: “so…are you seeing anyone?”

me:

[27-umbrellas]

Who is this???

Wrong answers only

[septic-everlasting]

Bruce Wayne

[impossiblerebelblaze]

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

[quietlyrebelling]

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i love sitting in my room…..alone….a girl in her cave….scheming and plotting and drinking tea

[pukicho]

Fun fact about JF Kennedy, nobody knows what the JF stands for

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Just fucking Kennedy

[officialqueer]

The “f” was actually added after he died, in order to pay respect.

[aberrantemotion]

John “fortnite” Kennedy.

[bananatrashsenpai]

The person who tagged “Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy” wins tumblr

[cheermeupthankyou]

Here’s how I processed this

rip this queer heart of mine

[tylerknott]

“Tired and worn thin, exhausted and still trembling, looking for a break.”

— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

[stopefy]

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