musings of a clairvoyant apocalyptic.

lds, byui, supernatural, harry potter, marvel, i'm only editing this because i'm bored.

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

Never Can Start Too Early⌛(W/ Sami Gresham )

[ithelpstodream]

When in the entire American history did all lives matter?!

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

Shots fired requesting backup

[tails-nightmare]

[oppressed-opossum]

I’ve gone through almost 24 years of life and I’ve never seen a crab eat until just now.

[lesbiansandthelivingdead]

Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands

[dement009]

this is the most polite eating ive seen.

[rupindork-deactivated20130712]

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

[florals780]

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

[pleatedjeans]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Markatron_)

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Pure.

[exwing]

i cant believe this really happened

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

TV show idea: 

Baby boomers have to switch life situations with a millennial for a year. The millennial gets to live in their house (which they paid off like thirty or forty years ago) and work at their job that provides a good salary and benefits. The baby boomer has to live in the millennial’s shitty, overpriced apartment and struggle to pay rent and work a minimum wage part-time job as well as an unpaid internship in their (the baby boomer’s) field. 

The show can be called Switching Cribs and every time the baby boomer throws a tantrum a little cartoon of a baby crying appears in the corner of the screen. 

[misscheetahroo]

… …

Fund it.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

With what money

I’m a millennial 

[memewhore]

[queeringfeministreality]

SO PURE 😭😭

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The pure joy on his face at Pope Baby though

Look at him

this has made his day :D

[frozen-delight]

9x20 | Bloodlines

Supernatural summarised by Sam Winchester.

[papertownsy]

September 1st | Back to Hogwarts

[batgirlsutilitybelt]

Without fail, I become a Harry Potter blog again every September 1st.

[greenslinky]

So my professor in communications was talking about how those in any industry have a brand, and that you’re going to be judged by your appearance and experiences. And so she shows us this collage of people, and literally the first person on the “attractive” side of the collage was Jensen Ackles. I too agree.

[arcadine]

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

[mllekaren]

[poe-mans-dreamss-deactivated202]

"My name is Arya Stark. I want you to know that. The last thing you're ever going to see is a Stark smiling down on you as you die."

Me:

[garcon-manque]

so one skywalker twin took magic lessons from a frog, killed his dad, and fucked off to an abandoned island in his bathrobe. the other skywalker twin gunned down space nazis, hooked up with han solo, and governed the free galaxy with snark and hair like a botticelli painting. and you’re telling me *luke* is the one i should be inspired by?

[redandpointy]

Truth.

[crownedsiren]

Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do

[slytheringirls]

And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved

[sssobriquet]

You know, this description actually makes sorting a hell of a lot easier.