roll for initiative

maybe I'm a lil too invested in d&d right now

[taxidermycatgirl]

top 5 sexiest injuries:

-bruises

-bullet wound

-split lip

-nosebleed/broken nose

-stab wound

[taxidermycatgirl]

glad to see everyone here is also really Normal

[ninjasmudge]

glass of chilled milk good. glass of warmed milk good. using the power of deduction one might assume glass of room temperature milk, as a happy medium, also good. but alas.

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[rubyvroom]

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[postergirlfornothing]

[crchid]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[depsidase]

[baddywronglegs]

I want to work in a treehouse where at most once a month someone has a question about something I'm obsessed with or allowed to lie to them about

[depsidase]

[baddywronglegs]

I want to work in a treehouse where at most once a month someone has a question about something I'm obsessed with or allowed to lie to them about

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

poll idea! Can your girl blorbo be trusted by the government?

works for them in canon

yeah

possibly

is the government

not really?

this child?

*laughs* no.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. (and that may be part of why I love her)

Can your girl blorbo be trusted by the government?

Works for them in canon

Yeah

Possibly

Is the government

Not really?

This child?

*laughs* no

ABSOLUTELY NOT. (and that may be part of why I love her)

Voting ended onJun 21

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

🏆

here’s your trophy for surviving today. i’m proud of you. i know it hasn’t been easy but you’re doing it. keep going. you got this.

[harrypooper]

one thing about being a suburban kid is you’re always going to crave a suburban chain restaurant despite the fact that you live in one of the foremost culinary hotspots in the US. restaurant culture be damned, my kingdom for a cheesecake factory