DrOffline

A fish who draws. -- art blog @0ffline-art (not very active rn)

[gar-wafflez]

My fren sent me this

Naturally I went down a foxhole rabbithole searching for sauce and @furrywaifus this is the mascot of the German brewery Füchschen Alt.

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

@lesserknownwaifus

[supermodelcats]

[muddlemore]

[cryptotheism]

Troublesome thing keeps shifting the gravity in my apartment

[angronius]

teh betwayer..... . . . . .... . . .

I gave up but. skeleton hand bra. thank @nikiart for supplying a cutesy ref

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[liberalsarecool]

Also, Conor McGregor blew out his knee in like nine seconds last night and Drake lost a million dollars betting on him.

So even better

[captain-price-returns]

Interesting things happening on Reddit right now

[smellyvampirez]

So I’ll have 600 taken out of my account for vet/glasses stuff so I’ll need to replenish

Comms are appreciated even if you just share this post

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[pukicho]

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

[thyboylovethgaming]

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

[pukicho]

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

[idlelizard]

hi! how do u post ur traditional art online and still have it look high quality? sometimes I see people make things that even look like they were made digitally. I’m having trouble with it. do u use a specific scanner or?

I scan pretty much everything! I have an epson ecotank 2850 printer which has a flatbed scanner on top that's served me well; it can't fit larger papers, so I often have to scan things in 2 parts and edit them together. I don't remember the model, but my old family printer was cheaper and also had a scanner that worked just as well, so it's not specific. Many libraries also have scanners you can use! You can still get good quality images with most smartphone cameras- maybe not as high dpi, so you couldn't reprint it at a large scale- but good enough for most purposes. If you're taking a photo, then bright ambient lighting is best (like outside but not in direct sunlight). Photos will generally need more editing, but even scans often need some value/color correction.

Here are some phone photo examples from when I didn't have access to my scanner. They're not as crispy high definition but still solid!

[imgdist0000]

drawing people i see in the city (59/?)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[our-queer-experience]

[violently-puppy-deactivated2026]

this is fucking sick hell yeah i love this

[47-bunnies-in-a-labcoat]

It rlly doesn't come across how huge this flag is until you notice there are people in this photo

[our-queer-experience]

i was so confused seeing all the comments about the people in the photo. like ???

you guys have to be gaslighting-

wait

WAIT

THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE???

ok. yeah. this is a million times more badass

like

[catcake24]

I think you still missed a few

This is FUCKING MASSIVE

[our-queer-experience]

OH MY GOD

[uhhhhmanda]

It's a whopping 55 x 35 feet!!!! The group that hung it is called Trans Is Natural, among whom is the magnificent Pattie Gonia: drag queen, environmentalist, and National Park ranger.

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

text from my dad (2021) - my dad

“i’ll admit that my main problem with this is that i haven’t asked”

submitted by @cornandcoconutsoup​

[cornandcoconutsoup]

Original text for context

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

op this provides no context

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves