Clamdestitute

Clam, they/he, over 20. Hermitcraft, Life/Traffic Series, Empires, other mcyt, rarely some dsmp (mainly Ponk)

[potionofinstantdamage]

THE KING IS DEAD! LONG LIVE THE KING!

[weaselishmcdiesel]

i am going shopping for my friends :)

[cartoonrival]

the woobification of fictional characters is such a nonissue that some people act more passionate and angry about than real life injustices but by god sometimes he would not fucking say that. she would never do that. return to the source material and start over YOU SANDPAPERED THEM

[cartoonrival]

‼️💯💥

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

I love the phrase “he would not fucking say that”. Truly encapsulates the number of times I have read a fic where a character would not fucking say that

[fitzs-space]

big ol BONK!! Here y'all go, the season 5 Sheep Bonk ft. EvilX! below is the transcript, and also me talking about all the little details I added

Ex: Zedaph, Ex: I know what you’re thinking. And if you ram into me like some brainless sheep you're going to break my helmet. Ex: You break the helmet, I'm forcing you to fix it.Zedaph: Yea yea, I’ll be carefulEx: good, thank you.Ex: can you grab me th-Ex: *angy mumbling* 

Zedaph: ok ok, i'm sorry i'm sorryEx: no you’re not.

Zedaph: no I’m not.

and now a bunch of tiny details y'all wont even notice

I got a bunch of lore when it comes to my Ex design, but with short notes they still have a bunch of brown in their hair because he hasn't been stuck in the void for as long as he had been in the current seasons. tis why their hair is pure white in my lore. Ex has the WormMan brand mask given to them in the end, its part of why Zed starts to carry a bunch of respirators and all those types of masks in their enderchest. this is one of the few times Zed actually got his head hurt cause of ramming into someone! that's what happens when someone busts open a metal helmet, they'll end up with a good few scratches. He still has the scar on his left from it! The heart bandaids are actually Ex's, Xisuma gave them a bunch, part as a joke, part cause of how accident prone he had become. one of the books in the back just says 'Whore' on it. the thing Ex is working on is very much the maid dress.

[redstonedust]

i think theres somber potential in grian being good friends with people who cycle through reincarnations like it's going out of style but more importantly i can't stop thinking about him visiting jimmy like "why are you a RAT"

[quarter0master]

[iitsnotme-123]

pov: you’re 14 and reading homestuck for the first time

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[wheresmypencil]

Just a bunch of cats 🎈

[daily-grian]

Resistance Assistance!

[to-make-yourself-known]

c!cleo and c!false are polar opposites send post

[to-make-yourself-known]

cleo will intimidate you down to the bone and leave you shaking. menacing. you don't want to fight her. when you actually do fight them they have trouble even hitting you. afterwards they'll glare again and say something like "and i'd do it again"

false is a wet dog and will look at you with big pleading eyes like oh i'm just tryna build my base here and then smite you down almost as an afterthought. but only if you hurt her first. and she'll feel bad about it afterwards

[slumbear]

This is a shoutout to @teamranchers who has the CUTEST little goblin fwhip design I love his HOOFS and the COLOURS Anyway if you arent already (for some reason) go follow bluu because his art is fuckin amazing

[codgod-moved]

THIS IS SO CUTE i love it so much ♥︎

[avephelis]

homonymous rats

[slumbear]

Aw man

[dykeselfcest]

the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family

[1dietcokeinacan]

Just saying this is truly one of the best “discourse” posts on this site like……this hits the nail directly on the head re: what is going on with language right now and everyone pushing back in the notes only serves to further prove the point it’s making

[literal-bot-account]

One major difference between real life physics and Minecraft physics is fluid dynamics. This can be pretty clearly seen in the motion of water and lava, but people forget that air is also a fluid.

What if sounds in Minecraft don't work like normal sounds do? Maybe an enclosed space could function as a sort of "infinite source pool" for sounds. Maybe the loudest sounds can spend untold years bouncing off cave walls, slowly growing more distorted with every reflection. Maybe if you find yourself lost in the caves, you'll hear one of these sounds.

[meanderingstar-deactivated20230]

This is one of the most interesting explanations I've heard for cave sounds ever. Way more intriguing than them just being forgotten memories or something like that.