ugh

my name is audrey and i don’t care; 22 she/her wlw; i’m a triple libra so watch out; i like mmmm doggies; thx for coming to my ted talk

[clandreith]

Team triple Libra!

YEET who are you? how’d u find me?

[clandreith]

“A gift”

idk who posted this- they deactivated! but wow thank u

[dowereallyneedthis]

a goth mom posted this on facebook in an argument about public breastfeeding and I just felt very impressed

[brinnanza]

@shitpostsampler PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU I know it’s not a text post but still

[shitpostsampler]

[afieldinengland]

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

[afieldinengland]

me:

the hare staring at me from across the field: which one of your lives is this?

me, legging it: okay tea time i think

[teathattast]

[tahthetrickster]

dave benjamin barnes and buster jerry noble

[skarchomp]

me when i see a dog: pubby!

me when i see a service dog: MISTER pubby…

[iwt-v]

♦️  Natasha Lyonne in Russian Doll (Netflix, 2019)

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Anna Akhmatova, from The Selected Poems of Anna Akhmatova; “My Heart,”

[meanrunway]

Valentino Couture SS 2019

[poetsonart]

John Singer Sargent, Carnation, Lily, Lily, Rose (1855) // Emily Dickenson, The Letters of Emily Dickenson (1856)

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[unfortunately-awake]

[heatherwitch]

Valentine’s Witchery

Witchy things for everyone on Valentine’s day, not just the hopeless romantics! (More related masterposts linked at the bottom!)

Correspondences:

Flowers: Roses, jasmine, lilacs, daisies, marigold, most flowers!

Spices and Herbs: Vanilla, lavender, chamomile, pepper, basil, cinnamon, bay leaves.

Crystals: Rose quartz, pearls, opal, citrine, jade, clear quartz. 

Incense: Amber, cherry, jasmine, rose, sandalwood, ylang-ylang [X]

Glamour:

Aphrodite glamour water

Siren’s lipstick spell

Basic glamour spell

Affinity potion

“Life of the party” glamour charm

Attracting Romance Spells:

To attract a desired lover

Attracting lover spell

Simple love attraction spell

Love spell for a third party

Love drawing bath soak

Romance Tarot Spreads:

Valentine tarot spread (3 card)

Love tarot spread (4 card)

What are the chances here? (6 card)

Anti-Romance Spells:

Ice queen breath spray 

Repelling unwanted romance

Love repression spell

Banish an unwanted lover

Anti-lust spell

For the Brokenhearted: 

Mend the heart spell

Spell for emotional healing and moving forward

Simple spell to heal the heart

Selkie spell to ease heartbreak

Broken heart bath

Self Love Spells:

Lavender self love jar

Self love spell

Simple self love spell

A simple self love spell

Romance myself spell bath

Self Love Tarot Spreads:

Beautiful you tarot spread (3 card)

Self love spread for V day! (6 card)

Self love spread (7 card)

These lovely masterposts:

themanicnami’s list of love spells

sylvaetria’s list of magic for strengthening romantic bonds

orriculum’s valentine’s day masterpost

[valtsv]

friend: i’ll pick you up at 10

me at 10:0:01: i guess they’re not coming then

[valtsv]

actually it’s more like

[librarycompany]

We were challenged by the American Antiquarian Society to post seven days of #bookcovers without explanation or review.

Day 2:

Preston, Harriet Waters. Boston : Roberts Brothers. 1876

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b. 1975, Sydney, Australia) - Untitled (Satan on Chair), 2018  Paintings: Acrylics on Board

[phoneticmeow]

SATAN ON CHAIR

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.