Clarence Vrangr

c'est chaud chaud patate quand même :3

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[teethwreath]

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[secondlina]

She regrets nothing.

Please check out Crow Time for more immaculate bird vibes.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[thenarator]

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

[ampervadasz]

[hanfugallery]

chinese hanfu by 松鹤亭

[fouryearsofshades]

shan + tank top (not hanfu)+ baidiequn by 六仙书阁汉服 

[guzhuangheaven]

the longest day in chang an + costumes

[hanfugallery]

chinese hanfu by 鹤庐汉服_则宁

[decembersoul]

Libraries with a sense of humour.

[incomingalbatross]

Characters being compared to dogs always use terriers or pitbulls or something for their metaphors. “They grab on and they don’t let go” “They keep worrying at it until it’s dead” etc.

Anyway, I want to see collies used as metaphors. Albert Payson Terhune style. “He was like an attack dog–making slash-and-run attacks, cutting them up worse every time, never staying in range long enough to get hurt but circling back over and over.”

[incomingalbatross]

@animatedamerican yes EXCELLENT.

“He was like a bloodhound–not actually that violent at all, but his reputation did the work for him.”

[animatedamerican]

“He was like a corgi: by all signs unaware that a fight was even happening, just enthusiastic and delighted to be involved.”

[wolffyluna]

“He was like a labrador– so known for being friendly and having a soft mouth that everyone forgot that he was actually quite large and had teeth.”

[sew-birb]

“He was like a poodle - much smarter than you’d expect for someone with such flamboyant hair ”

[speakingofdoorknobs]

“He was like an Irish Wolfhound - he could do more damage being friendly than most people could do in a blind rage.”

[tiwaztyrsfist]

He was like a beagle - AAAUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breath* AUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[boxheadpaint]

[latenightyellow]

@straycatj

[straycatj]

Oh... it may be my daily reports ......

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[ruimtetijd]

same energy:

[crystaltoa]

My cousin from Texas was visiting once. The family was having lunch and somebody offered her some beetroot. “Beech-root?” she repeated suspiciously. We showed her what it was. ”You don’t have this back home?” we asked. ”Those are beets.” she said indignantly, “Y’all are foreigners an y’all talk funny!” I gently reminded her that in this context, she was the foreigner and she talked funny.

[w4ngy0ng2]

[ziseviolet]

Chinese Ming-style hanfu paired with plaid miniskirts.

[bunjywunjy]

Spare some albatross facts?

albatrosses of all species mate for life, which is a big honkin' deal for a bird that lives for well north of 60 years!

when an albatross reaches sexual maturity, it will attend a yearly gathering of other single albatrosses of its own kind, whereupon it will perform a long, complicated, and EXTREMELY bizarre courtship with its chosen paramour until they seal the deal! TILL DEATH DO US PART.

(not all mated pairs are male-female, either! there's also a fair number of male-male and female-female pairs out there who just decided they liked each other better than the opposite sex, and baby, that's just natural.)

the albatross pair will spend most of their time apart, drifting gently around the world on the ocean air currents thousands of miles apart. but when the time comes around to make another, smaller albatross, they'll return to the same place they first said their vows to find each other and get crackin'!

they then proceed to create and raise a beautiful baby muppet together, and the circle of life goes on.

[happyheidi]

Now this is something I’d watch on tv!

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