WELP

Clarissa

[venusknife-deactivated20230323]

straight people are so fucking wild today my coworker informed me that cafés are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think hes gay ?? whats up next in Incredibly Unnecessary Gendering

[scrumptiousangst]

So the bar he goes to has only guys in it? That doesn’t sound very straight

[ultradracula]

I too love creating fake people

[dracoharry]

HOCUS POCUS (1993) Dir: Kenny Ortega

[animalcrossingmemes]

[remanence-of-love]

[6balls]

i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

[certified-p0ser]

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

[zacksfairest]

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

[zacksfairest]

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

[gaypussyretard]

[justnoodlefishthings]

a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven't recovered emotionally

[untoxicated]

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[wowzanator]

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I do think about this all the time

[fuks]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[4gifs]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

sooooooooo….about that money i was gonna borrow…hey where are you going

[vijara]

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

[deeznutsu-deactivated20150913]

RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

[daddysbabyboi]

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

[hoebutmadefashion]

[pussyclench-deactivated20140724]

[frankbainimarama]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[chris-evans]

[aleriehightower]