Uh. Hey.

I don't even know how to tumbl

[suyamashouji]

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[aisforinterval]

[pammiejr]

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

i don’t uh…. como se dice….. give un Fuk

[princessofgenovia]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[zaranephthys]

This is actually kinda creepy like y'all is cousins

[nonchalantrebellion]

Wow everybody got a twin

[chleopatraapaige]

We all are technically 12th cousins so

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Okay but some of these people could make some serious scammer money

[playmobilcha]

[chrismogaku]

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

[clarkefinney]

THIS

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

[alltheladiesyouhate]

what bastille song is this from

[pianissimoworld]

Things we lost in the fire

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[littlemisstrip-deactivated20190]

@lovelifeliz117 OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT

[littlefingers-wet]

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy

[alexander]

this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc

[clarkefinney]

Gotta hold on tight to the ceiling straps if you're standing up during the ride

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[littlemisstrip-deactivated20190]

@lovelifeliz117 OH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THE PICTURE OF THIS I FOUND IT

[littlefingers-wet]

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.” Lmfao ya’ll crazy

[alexander]

this is funnier now that i’ve lived in nyc

[laughoutloud-club]

Something You Probably Didn’t Know About Lions

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[clarkefinney]

I wasn't ready

[equalistmako]

tfw kids are smarter than a good portion of the adults in your country 

[weavemama]

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Jesus

[okayladykiller-deactivated-deac]

Nooo not the red one

[forest-of-grace]

With a sword?

Which power rangers?

[slytherho-deactivated20171229]

Power rangers wild force

[violaslayvis]

Power ranger: *murders someone with a sword*

Yall: “Which power rangers?”

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

the important questions

[jon-snow]

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

[jon-snow]

happy father’s day to my dad, who remains, to this day, blissfully unaware of this post