classicalwhimsy

[watermelonmountaindew]

ok i’ll bite who’s percy jackson?

[antiquery]

#perseus.tufts.edu jackson you were named after the most useful website i ever knew (x)

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[dogpuppy]

[maximumqueer]

Ambulance with the Caduceus on it: disappointing but kinda funny

Ambulance with the Rod of Asclepius on it: Good and normal

Ambulance with *both* The Caduceus and Rod of Asclepius on it: Fucking hysterical. Are we going to the hospital or the morgue? Who knows!

[tall]

[council-of-beetroot]

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

[council-of-beetroot]

It's that time of year again folks

[classicalwhimsy]

“No news is good news.” No news was very bad news

[spnmrvlshrlckk]

this is literally me rn

[classicalwhimsy]

Not my circus, but I am a sort of consultant to these monkeys

[sizzlingcandyjellyfish]

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

[classicalwhimsy]

Fuck you *aggressively studies the Bronze Age*

[depsidase]

[therussianmajor]

genuinely what do I do now that I've finished Young Sherlock

[ihadtomakethisaccount]

scissorhands *takes a draw from my cigar* that’s what they called me in the lesbian bar

[classicalwhimsy]

Everyone being sad over Eloise not getting her season meanwhile I’m just over here admiring the beauty of Scotland

[inevitable-destruction]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March